Posts tagged with Star Trek

Early skintelligence proves incorrect: Diora Baird does NOT don Star Trek body paint; the lime-hued lovely on-screen is actually P2 and Dumb and Dumberer babe Rachel Nichols.

Director J.J. Abrams’ acclaimed big-screen reinvention of the Star Trek franchise is beaming up big bucks at the box office, and setting phasers to stun with the character of Gaila, a green-skinned, bra-and-panties-clad Starfleet Academy cadet who rooms with Uhura (Zoe Saldana) and gets busy with young James T. Kirk (Chris Pine).

Early reports leaked from the highly secretive project indicated that wonder-bosomed Wedding Crashers beauty Diora Baird would appear in Trek as a verdant vixen.

MrSkin.com erroneously identified Gaila as being portrayed by Ms. Baird. Alas, it is clear now that Diora Baird does not appear in the final cut of this Star Trek.

Great green Gaila is embodied by ravishing Rachel Nichols.

Mr Skin apologizes for this mistake, but would like to point out that both Rachel and Diora are busty blondes and, most importantly, each boasts huge breasts as luscious and natural as Gaila’s green skin is fake.

Live long and prosper. Naked.

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Carmen Electra strips, makes us drip. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kelly Monaco is maximum hot at a Maxim party. (DRW)

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Press your ding-dong to Kristin Bell hot modeling. (Holy Taco)

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