Horror hooters are great, but nothing will get your blood pumping quicker than two ladies turning to the dark side --together. So get your stake ready for damned depravity from Susan Sarandon, Soledad Miranda, Lina Romay, and the rest of the Top 10 Lesbian Vampires.
You'll want to gar-lick them!
by Kent Nostrand
Mike McPadden is the author of If You Like Metallica… (Backbeat Books), a reference guide to hundreds of bands, films, books, and other ephemera connected to the most popular hard rock act of all time.
Mr. McPadden has also served, since 2003, as Head Writer at Mr. Skin, overseeing the editorial content of your favorite website and editing Mr. Skin’s Skintastic Video Guide and two volumes of Mr. Skin’s Skincyclopedia. At present, he is working on Heavy Metal Movies: The 666 Most Headbanging Films of All Time From Anvil to Zardoz (Bazillion Points), which will be released in Spring 2013.
In honor of Metallica’s Orion Festival being mounted this weekend in Mr. McPadden’s beloved summertime home state of New Jersey, the 43-year-old, married Wordsmith to the Naked Stars took no time away from his job at Mr. Skin to answer some questions for Mr. Skin.
More after the jump!
We don't know what it's about, and we don't really care. Do you guys think Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri Martino go on mother/daughter spa dates? First they go to the sauna and strip naked to get a good schvitz going, then they soak in the jacuzzi, those famous Sarandon suck sacks bobbing gently on the surface of the water...
Ok, fine. Deadline is reporting that Mother's Day is not the newest in the holiday-themed series of romantic comedies, thank goodness, but is an indie drama featuring 12 interlocking stories about mothers and daughters that takes place on a single Mother's Day. So like New Year's Eve, but serious. Anyway, then it's time for the Ayurvedic breast massage...
See more from this MAM-tastic mother/daughter duo with our Mother/Daughter Nudity: Susan Sarandon & Eva Amurri Playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
The Japanese may have adopted it as their national pastime, too (and it's perfectly understandable when you've got babes like Aki Hoshino throwing out the first pitch at a Yokohama Baystars game), but there's no doubting that baseball is America's game.
So in honor of all those Opening Day pitches being thrown at baseball stadiums across the USA today, Mr. Skin has put together a brand-spanking nude Baseball Babes Playlist featuring the hottest baseball groupies ever to expose catcher's mitts and astroturf, including Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham (1988), Jessica Biel in Summer Catch (2001), and the many marvelous mammaries of Eastbound & Down. This is one time thinking about baseball won't make you soft.
And while you're at it, check out our Top 5 Hottest Babes in Baseball Movies right here at MrSkin.com!
Take note, ladies: this is how you become a Lifetime Skinchievement Award winner.
Future MILF Susan Sarandon might not realize that her swimsuit's gone see-through in this recently unearthed 1982 photo shoot...but that knowing look on her face makes Skin Central think otherwise.
See more vintage pics of Susan Sarandon after the jump!
Missed Mr. Skin on The Howard Stern Show this morning? It's ok! We know it's hard waking up early sometimes, so you can check out our complete slate of winners right here at our 13th Annual Anatomy Awards page.
While you're there, be sure to check out our Lifetime Skinchievement Award tribute to Susan Sarandon, a brand-spanking nude playlist featuring all of this year's winning scenes, and more! We're really rolling out the red carpet this year...no, seriously, check out Susan's bush in Joe (1970). Now that's what I call a red carpet!
Spank the anatomy with Mr. Skin's 13th Annual Anatomy Awards, exclusively at MrSkin.com!
We're continuing our terrifying, titillating countdown of our Master of SCAREmonies Mr. Skin's Top 10 Horror Movie Nude Scenes of All Time!
See #7-5 after the jump!
1978 was a nude year for the ages, with nude career peaks for the perfect peaks of skinema legends Susan Sarandon and Nastassja Kinski. And, legend has it, every time Mary Louise Weller takes her top off on a DVD (or VHS, if you're kickin' it old school) of Animal House, a Skin fan gets his wings. Something's sprouting down there, that's for sure.
See more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1978 after the jump!
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