So, have we all had time to form our opinions on the sort-of-blockbuster remake of Total Recall? We haven't seen it, but that's because we can't bear to see a good Ah-nold performance bastardized by the likes of Colin Farrell. That, and it looks slick and shiny and...kind of boring.
But one thing that is definitely not boring in Lycia Naff, the original three-breasted woman from the 1990 Total Recall. Lycia has been enjoying more media attention this week than she's seen in two decades, and in an interview with Vulture Lycia reveals nude information about that famous reveal. For example, did you know she was originally supposed to have four funbags?
"They originally were going to give me four breasts, but the feedback was that I looked too bovine, like a cow ready to be milked, and that wasn't sexy," Lycia explains.
Read more from Vulture's interview with Lycia Naff after the jump!
Surely you already know about Kaitlyn Leeb and her triple-breasted prosthetic in Total Recall (2012). (If you don't, just scroll down and read all about it here on the Mr. Skin blog.) But if big-budget sci-fi movies aren't your thing, or if you just can't bear to see Recall without Ah-nold, never fear--we've got two other nude options for you in theaters this weekend:
First, the Rachel Weisz thriller 360 (2012) limps into limited release this weekend after a contentious festival run. From the director of cult favorite City of God (2002), 360 is "a moving and exciting dramatic thriller that dazzlingly weaves together the stories of an array of people from disparate social backgrounds through their intersecting relationships." Sounds like a head scratcher, but you'll be feeling a twitch somewhere else when Euro-babes Tereza Srbova and Lucia Siposova let their lactoids out for a photo shoot.
And it's been getting terrible reviews, but if you're jonesing for more Olivia Munn her followup to Magic Mike, the sperm bank comedy The Babymakers (2012), also hits theaters this weekend. Sadly, Olivia keeps her baby-feeders covered in this R-rated romp, but Nicole Moore busts hers out 19 minutes in.
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Of the plastic variety anyway. She wore a, uhm, creatively designed dress that exposed her triplicate ta-tas without baring the buttons (above) to Comic-Con, but our Skin Skout has confirmed that there will be nip on Kaitlyn Leeb's prosthetic tits in the Total Recall remake.
Ok, yeah, the three-breasted woman has been a bit of an obsession here at Skin Central, but the fact is that baring boobs, even plastic ones, in a PG-13 movie is a game changer. Usually nudity of the nipple-baring variety automatically warrants an R; if the MPAA is making exceptions for fake funbags, can real ones be far behind?
TMZ asked Lycia Naff, who played the three-breasted woman in the original Total Recall (1990), what she thought of the scene. She said she's glad that they left the kitten noses in for the remake, saying it would be pointless to sit through all that make up only to leave out "best part ...those little chocolatey nuggets."
Sounds like a girl after our own hard-on.
Play a stimulating game of com-bare and contrast with titillating bit players Lycia Naff and Kaitlyn Leeb right here at Mrskin.com!
We've got some out-of-this world nudes this week on DVD and Blu-ray, so prepare for liftoff with these heavenly bodies: First, just in time for the slick PG-13 remake, Total Recall (1990) hits Blu-ray so you can see Lycia Naff's triple nipples in HD. Also nude on Blu-ray, Virginia Madsen will set your pants aflame in Fire with Fire (1986), and nude on DVD and Blu-ray, it's the SKINtillating Sapphic antics of 4.3.2.1 (2010) and horror hootage in the teen slasher Detention (2011).
Plus, it's not for the squeamish, but those with a taste for the extreme will find plenty of it in the transgressive torture-porn flick The Bunny Game (2010).
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Whether the world likes it or not, the Total Recall remake is right around the corner, and as we've made very clear here at Skin Central, the only thing we truly care about in this new incarnation is the three-breasted hooker played by Kaitlyn Leeb. Ok, so the three-breasted hooker was the only thing we cared about the first time around, too. Point taken.
Anyway, the trailer for the remake revealed that Kaitlyn would be playing the prodigiously endowed prostitute, but it didn't actually show the goods. Luckily, Ms. Leeb graced the San Diego Comic Con this year wearing her triplicate ta-tas, and all was revealed. Sort of.
Kaitlyn "drew gasps" from onlookers, according to The Daily Mail, as she posed in a dress that showed off her lucky three with only a thin strip of fabric over the "nipples." (The Daily Mail says only that Kaitlin donned a "prosthetic third breast" for the movie, but all three of those puppies look plastic to us.)
Want to see Katilyn's real rackage unveiled? Check out her SKINterracial lesbian scene in Wrong Turn 4 (2011) right here at MrSkin.com!
Because we here at Skin Central are dedicated to bringing you all the latest in three-breasted hooker news, a new trailer for Total Recall (2012) is out and it features the only things we really care about in this very expensive-looking remake: Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, and, at 00:19, the three-breasted hooker.
Of course, this is the green-band trailer, so we don't get a good look at those triplicate ta-tas, but no matter- actress Kaitlyn Leeb appeared nude in a SKINterracial lesbian scene in the flick Wrong Turn 4 (2011), and we've got the pics after the jump!
Legendary B-movie producer Roger Corman once said that nudity is "the world's cheapest special effect." Mr. Skin agrees, but with one little addition: it's also the most effective.
So join us after the jump as we rub down six upcoming summer flicks that forgo explosions and CGI wizardry in favor of much cheaper- and more exciting- thrills. (Ok, some of them also have explosions and CGI.)
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Skin Central's been skeptical about the upcoming remake of Total Recall (1990), mostly because it's guaranteed to have a PG-13 rating. The PG-13 kiss of death preempts one of our favorite, and certainly one of the most MAM-orable, moments in the film- Lycia Naff's portrayal of a three-titted trollop who works the gambling dens and watering holes of Mars.
Now, in a new interview with Collider.com, director Len Wiseman confirms that the movie will be a "hard PG-13". There's little consolation for nudity lovers there, but Wiseman also confirmed that footage is being shot for an "unrated" version of the film, including this skinteresting tit-bit...
I just shoot as I shoot. It’s not so much of “Now I’m going to do the rated-R cut”… [But] there’s specific things. There’s different versions of the three-breasted woman… [The new film] is its own take on [the story], but… you can’t make Total Recall without certain things.
Phew, we feel much better. Remake away, Wiseman!
You can see all 22 minutes and 54 seconds of the Collider interview here, and be sure to check out the original Total Recall (1990) right here on MrSkin.com!
