Posts tagged with Traci Lords

Among its many repulsive and/or revolutionary revelations, the classic splatter blow-out Pieces (1982) proved (as its ads touted) that “you don’t have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre.”

Now the heroic exploitation-movie archeologists at Grindhouse Releasing bring that very same chainsaw massacre right to you via a new, gloriously realized two-disc special edition Pieces DVD.

Meanwhile, at a midnight showing quite possibly near you (with more on the way), Repo! The Genetic Opera (2007) is packing screwed-up teenage asses into theater seats like no cult sensation in recent memory (or mammaries).

Repo’s got blood, it’s got guts, it's got body-fluid thrill freaks looking for a kick, and it’s got a Gothily tarted-up Paris Hilton.

McBeardo reports on the considerable sex appeal of all of the above after the jump. Just click on Paris Hilton's nipple.

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Udderly Racy Traci Refused Nude Scene

In spite of the promising title, Kevin Smith's newest movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno goes light on the porno. Only XXX star Katie Morgan dared to go naked in the flick, but as it turns out, that's not what was originally in the script.

Former princess of porn Traci Lords, who has a large role is Zack and Miri, recently revealed that her character Bubbles was supposed to have a topless scene, but Traci refused . . . because her milktacular rack was lactating!

Click "more" to get the full scoop on Traci's dairy delights!

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

Our Skin Skouts Reveal the Celebrity Heat from the Great White North

Mr. Skin’s intrepid Skin Skouts are at the 2008 Toronto Film Festival with eyes peeled wide to report back on all the celebrity nude scenes in the new movies debuting there.

The naked-star-studded skinny so far includes Marisa Tomei, Charlize Theron, Rachel Weisz, Julianne Moore, Alice Braga, Macarena Gomez and more!

Get all the skintrinsic details after the jump.

Go for the Burn! Grunt and Groan with Gwyneth

The Royal Tenenbaums are about be become Ripped Tendons n' Quads, and Shakespeare in Love will be Shakespeare in Boxing Gloves. Gorgeous golden goddess and Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow is about to release a brand new workout DVD.

According to Splash News:

Gwyneth Paltrow hopes to become the next Jane Fonda when she releases her own fitness DVD, it has been claimed. The Oscar-winning actress will share her tips for keeping in shape on the tape, sources say, as viewers follow her moves. An insider said:

"Her idea is to show, step by step, what she does every day to stay in shape. There won't be much fancy equipment involved either, because her workout is mostly yoga, some basic Pilates and flexibility and resistance training."

There won't be much resistance to an opportunity to ogle Gwyneth in tight, skimpy workout gear.

After the cut, flex your love muscle as we take you on a trip to fitness videos of stars past and present.

House Bunny Hottie Anna Faris to Portray Legendary Deep Throat Star Linda Lovelace in New Biopic

MTV recently reported that Anna Faris, who is presently hopping high atop box office charts in her tail-baring comedy hit The House Bunny, is preparing to portray larger-than-lust vintage porno pole-smoker Linda Lovelace in a biopic of the Deep Throat star tentatively titled Inferno.

Get the skinny on how far Anna Faris might have to go to properly portray Lovelace, along with Mr. Skin’s picks for other Hollywood actresses to play classic porn stars after the jump.

And then leave a comment and you tell us -- what other young starlets should portray vintage hardcore vixens on the big, blue screen?