The only thing that sucks on this week's DVD/Blu-ray report is the vampire vixens giving us true wood on True Blood. The complete fifth season is out including Valentina Cervi's T&A and Jessica Clark's full frontal. As always, Mr. Skin is here to count rackulas! Also out, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo star, Rooney Mara, is filling a prescription for skin in the drug drama Side Effects (2013), Katia Winter of Dexter fame getting crazy hot in Love Sick Love (2013), and Emma Booth baring boobs in the shower for Parker (2013).
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The boob tube is hot this week with both Strike Back and True Blood keeping the nude fires burning.
On Cinemax, Strike Back is only two episodes into its third season and is raising bars everywhere with plenty of crack-jack rackage. So that’s why they call it Skinemax! This week it was Natalie Becker baring her buoyant butterbags playing an arms dealer who loves to swim topless. She'll have you assaulting your deadly weapon!
And over on HBO, Valentina Cervi bid farwell on the season finale of True Blood with a final flash of her fantastic funbags. That’s one pulse pounding send off!
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Labor Day is still a few weeks off, but the boob tube is already ramping up for the fall season. This week Boss returned for a second season on Starz, and Strike Back started its third season on rival network Cinemax.
On the season premiere of Boss, Kathleen Robertson gave us her best boob scene yet as well as some bare butt SKINspecting herself in front of a mirror, and on Strike Back a pair of nudecomers, Lily Robinson and Melanie Liburd, both bared their pairs.
Meanwhile, True Blood featured blood-soaked full frontal from Jessica Clark and boobs from Janina Gavankar. Nothing out of the ordinary. (And yes, we know how incredibly spoiled we are.)
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Man, that Jessica Clark. Is she ever NOT full-frontally nude and drenched in fake blood? This week on True Blood, we got to see how Jessica got so sticky in a freaky scene where ripped out a guy's throat with her bare hands and luxuriated in the spray as he exploded in a hail of blood and guts. Hey, at least she was totally nude while she did it.
Also on this week's True Blood, we've got more shape-shifting antics from Janina Gavankar and a notable bra-and-panties scene from Tina Majorino, who you may recognize as Deb from the quirky indie hit Napoleon Dynamite. Heck yeah she did!
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The "boob tube" lived up to its name this weekend with a couple of great topless scenes, but never fear, ass fans-- we've got something for you, too: First, top-heavy nudecomer Sophie Rundle pulled Showtime's Episodes out of nude obscurity by unveiling her massive melons; Sophie's a series regular who plays Matt LeBlanc's stalker, Labia (really!).
And over on HBO, Valentina Cervi bared boobs before morphing into a T&A-baring Jessica Clark as True Blood continued its bloody descent (or ascent, if you're a reader of this blog) into vampire occultism, with some shape-shifting T&A from Janina Gavankar top to it all off.
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Like last week, this week's boob tube offerings were limited, but what they lacked in quantity they more than made up in quality. First, on this week's Weeds we were treated to a long scene of full nudity from Sex and Death 101 (2007)'s Jessica Kiper, who displayed her roller boobies (as well as shaved frontal and bare butt) as a derby girl who goes for a nude spin around the rink. We'd certainly like to jam'er!
And over on True Blood, Kelly Overton let her full moons (the ones on her chest, that is) shine in a steamy sex scene with fellow werewolf Alcide (Joe Manganiello). Fans are becoming increasingly disappointed with HBO's long-running supernatural series, saying it has abandoned any semblance of plot in favor of a loosely-strung together series of full-frontal reveals. Frankly, we don't get it-- sounds like the perfect show to us.
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There must have been something in the water this weekend, because despite the usual mid-summer slump we were treated to two scenes of full nudity on the boob tube. Most surprising is a return to naked form for Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker, who bared boobs, bush and butt under the light of the full moon. There are only a few episodes left before Weeds calls it quits-is this Mary-Louise's fond farewell to fapping fans?
Also, Jessica Clark strapped on a merkin and doused her fully nude form in fake blood as the vampire goddess Lillith on True Blood. Think a pube wig and a little bit of corn syrup and food coloring is going to put us off, Jessica? We've milked the lizard to Drew Barrymore's bloody shower scene in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993). Bring it on.
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It was shaping up to be another slow week in TV nudity, but(t) then a surprise contender in the form of USA’s Political Animals managed to deliver some bodacious body-double buns.
The political mini-series featured the compellingly cleavaged real life girlfriend of Al Pacino, Lucila Sola, playing hide the cigar with an adulterous Commander-in-Chief. Now which President could his character possibly be based on? The series used a classic cutaway for the backside-baring scene, leading us to believe that the perky posterior is that of a body double. But what a body!
True Blood didn’t deliver any pulse pounding skin action this week, but it did feature the ultra flexible form of professional hoofer Genise Ruidiaz in skin-tight costume. You’ll want to get dirty with that dancer!
And finally the The Glades stuck to its firm non-nude policy, but we did get a little sticky when Michelle Hurd displayed her toned and taut bod in a skimpy bikini top during a work meeting. That's some company ink you could really dip your pen into!
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