A word of warning: if you're already feeling kind of grumpy, this is really going to piss you off.
So the topless scene that Jennifer Aniston had removed from Wanderlust (2011) wasn't completely left on the cutting room floor. It does appear on a Blu-ray special feature, the "bizarro cut" of the film, which producer-writers David Wain and Ken Marino describe as "alternate lines, jokes, deleted scenes, outtakes... stuff that was too silly, too absurd" (or too nude, as the case may be) to make it into the final film.
But even if you hold your nose and get the Blu-ray, you're still not going to get to see JenAn's jugs. As the scene begins, we get full frontal from a pair of hippie extras (above), but when the big moment finally arrives and Jen steps forward to reveal her topless glory, a big black head pops up and covers her boobs as an off-screen voice yells, "Down in front!" By the time the "head" moves out of the way, the boobs are gone. Ha ha, guys. Very funny.
See stills of the crime against boob-manity that is Wanderlust (2011) after the jump!
Call it The Curse of The Change-Up: Another film that tried to fool viewers into buying tickets to see a nonexistent nude scene has bombed at the box office.
Wanderlust opened this weekend to generally positive reviews and absolutely terrible box office receipts, coming in at number eight after Act of Valor, The Vow, This Means War and four other movies that had already been in theaters for a week or more, including Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
And if you can't beat the sequel to a Nicholas Cage movie widely considered to be the equivalent of gouging your eyes out with flaming pokers in its second weekend, then you know you've got problems.
Some are blaming Jennifer Aniston's flagging star power for the film's weak performance. If "flagging star power" is code for "nude fake-out fatigue," then we heartily agree.
JenAn's been playing this game with her male fans for several years now, and the next time she claims to have shot a nude scene for a movie...well...let's just say we won't take it with a grain of salt. We'll take it with a truckful. You've burned us one too many times, Jen, and our lust has wandered away.
Get the skinny on Wanderlust right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
Our Skin Skout attended the press screening of Wanderlust last night, and as predicted Jennifer Aniston's topless scene was nowhere to be found. And to add insult to non-nude injury, the lesbian foursome scene featured in the red-band trailer has been cut from the movie entirely. Malin Akerman doesn't even get naked, and she's Swedish for God's sake!
The movie isn't entirely skin-free, though: anonymous flower children lose their tops for a nighttime skinny-dipping scene 21 minutes in, and again for a group meeting at the commune 1 hour, 24 minutes in.
We also get some full-frontal from those uncredited hippie chicks when they chase a fellow commune-goer through the grounds, but honestly our hearts just aren't in it anymore.
Looks like Wanderlust is a Wander-bust.
Catch up with the greatest tits- uh, hits- of Malin Akerman and Jennifer Aniston right here at MrSkin.com!
Ok guys, get your rotten tomatoes ready, because this is just ridiculous. After reportedly insisting that producers cut her topless scene from her new movie Wanderlust, Jennifer Aniston has been going on a media blitz to promote the film. "So what", you say? Here's what: she will not shut up about how great her nude scene was.
in an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada, Jennifer says that "'Liberating' is a good word to use" to describe the experience of shooting her topless scene, which she says "fit the spirit of the movie."
Not only that, but she went on Chelsea Lately last night for an interview that skewed heavily towards discussing the nude scene that reportedly isn't even in the film, including this infuriating statement by Chelsea Handler:
“I’ve been lucky enough to see you topless in our private life, but now America, when they go to see the movie, will get to see her topless running!”
Jen went on to say of her naked male co-stars, "Finally, for once, the men have to disrobe! Trust me, there is your fair share of breasticles as well...”
Breasticles? BREASTICLES?? Commence fruit-flinging...now!
Apparently it's not enough that Justin Theroux gets to see Jennifer Aniston naked in their bedroom- no one else is allowed to see her chest Friends either.
The Wrap is reporting that Aniston petitioned producers of her new movie Wanderlust, insisting that her topless scene (which appeared in the cut of the film our Skin Skouts saw last year) be removed from the version being released in theaters next week...because of her relationship with Theroux, whom she met on set!
Where there was once a clear shot of Jen's jugs, there is now, according to The Wrap:
"The scene in question features Aniston going topless in front of TV news cameras. In the version that will be included in the film, Aniston will be seen topless from behind, with her bare breasts shown pixelated on TV screens, as they would appear on a TV news broadcast."
We have to say, we're Therouxly disappointed.
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We're engorged with SKINticipation for the theatrical debut of Wanderlust next weekend, mostly because an early Skin Skout report of Jennifer Aniston's topless scene with "Two long (enough) lingering shots on her perkiness".
But that was an early cut screened almost a year ago in Hollywood, and while we will forever (Wander)lust after JenAn, she is the queen of the nude bait-and-switch. Remember the "topless scene" she shot for Horrible Bosses? We don't either, because we never got to see it. So the question is: did Jen's bust make it into the final cut of Wanderlust?
Check out the red-band trailer for Wanderlust after the jump!
Photo courtesy of Universal Pictures
While the Judd Apatow-produced Wanderlust is not scheduled for release until October, one of Mr. Skin's most esteemed Skin Skouts caught an early screening this week and reports that the rumors are true: the movie does prominently feature Jennifer Aniston nude.
Here's the scoop(s):
"So to he who appreciates all things nude, we saw a preview of a really funny new Apatow movie last night called Wanderlust. It stars Paul Rudd and Aniston who find themselves on a nudist colony of sorts. And, in a protest scene, Aniston bares boobs with two long (enough) lingering shots on her perkiness. If she's had a job, it's the best in the biz. First Jen boobage that I'm aware of...and worth the wait."
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