Super-sized female seat meat has been the skinspiration for chart topping rap singles and innumerable other passions through the ages. So if you’re ready, check out the jelly on bodacious-bottomed babes like Salma Hayek, Jessica Biel, and the other plush posteriors on our Top 10 Big Butts.
As we wrap up Round 2 of our Whack-It Bracket, we've got two titans of tush facing off in our B-Cup Beauties division. Whose seat meat will reign supreme, Jessica Alba's amazing ass or the junk in Jennifer Lopez' trunk?
More after the jump!
We've got a team of dancing queens ready and willing to shake their pom-poms this week in viral videos, including a Brazilian dance instructor whose moves are ASStounding and a cheerleading squad so hot, the announcer can't keep his mind on the game...
More after the jump!
It has been quite a week for connoisseurs of the culo. First the eponymous coffee table book showed us scads of celebrity seat meat, then this week's viral videos blew our minds with their ass-centric antics.But you ain't seen nothing' yet. Gentlemen, we proudly present to you: the Miss BumBum Brasil pageant!
It's a well-known fact that Brazil is the world's most asstastic nation (just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger), so Miss BumBum 2011, Rosana Frietas (above), should therefore have the best booty on planet Earth. But when the competition is so bottom-heavy, how can you pick just one?
See more pics of Rosana Frietas and video of the rest of the candidates after the jump!
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly," Beyonce sang in her ode to bountiful asses, "Bootylicious". But Beyonce was wrong. We're ready. We're so ready that we're bringing you the Top 10 Best Bandonkadonk Butts, starring the luscious latter ends of Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, and every other star with a prodigious posterior. Bouncy, bouncy!
Despite her penchant for revealing stage get-ups, we've never seen Rihanna nude. But anything feels possible after last week, when stunningly gorgeous R&B star Cassie had her computer hacked, and private naked shots were leaked to the internet.
Almost immediately, candid pics of crop-mopped former Chris Brown gal pal Rihanna hit the net. A couple of shots in the series showed Ri's exquisite face, but all the nude ones—including pierced nipples, rare back burger, and an ass that could make grown men faint—didn't include a head shot with the good parts.
You can view all of the amazing and very NSFW shots here. Rihanna's people haven't issued a statement, so whether these are actual shots of the "Umbrella" singer naked is anyone's guess.
As Mr Skin himself says: No face in the same shot as the boobs, probably a double, and these seem mighty suspect. But they're fantastic to look at, anyway. What do you think? Is this actually Rihanna?
April Flores a.k.a. Fatty D Proves That Larger Is Lustier as Bizarre’s New Whole Lotta Cover Girl
Chubby-inducing BBW XXX bombshell April Flores -- who performs under the nom-de-poon Fatty D -- goes where pin-up siren Dita Von Teese went last month: straight to the cover of the all-encompassing (or is that all skin-compassing?) wild culture journal, Bizarre.
Fatty has also been the subject of a Mr. Skin Skinterview and, fittingly, she graces the cover of Bizarre’s “Big” Issue.
See more of Fatty D’s most succulent sections after the jump, plus a few of Mr. Skin’s other favorite plump-rumped and super-sizably suck-sacked sweethearts.
Bigger isn’t always better, except when we’re talking about the doorknob-sized wonder-nipples of slinky, Chinese-born minx Bai Ling and/or the mega-prodigious posterior of boob-tube booty queen Kim Kardashian.
Our friends The Paparazzi recently captured each of these bombshells who are very specifically hyper-endowed in very specific sexual characteristics showing off the stuff they've got the best of . . . and the most of. Yum-yum!
To see Bai Ling nude in public and Kim Kardashian nude on TV, follow the jump.
