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We updated our previous post about Blue Valentine's cunnilingus scene earning the Michelle Williams flick an NC-17 rating, but the news that the rating was successfully changed to an R deserves a post of its own!

After an appeal from Harvey Weinstein himself, the MPAA allowed Blue Valentine to be downgraded to R... and the breast news is that its doing so without the filmmakers having to excise the rug-chewing scene.

Michelle's costar Ryan Gosling (the box-muncher in question) said in a statement:

“I am so appreciative that the MPAA was gracious enough to reconsider their rating of the film. I can’t express how grateful I am to those in the media who stood up for the film and put their reputations on the line in using their voices to support something they believed in."

What does this mean for Blue Valentine? It means that it will get a wider release (technically, NC-17 films aren't allowed to be screen in non-porn theaters) and that more people will have a chance to see the lovely blonde Michelle extremely nude, which in Mr. Skin's world. is the most skinportant thing. In the meantime, take a tour through Michelle's past skin scenes here. Your lap will want to send her a valentine.

Black Swan and Blue Valentine have more in common than just colors in the titles. These movies also feature their gorgeous stars getting their muffs munched. But there's one big difference: Black Swan's Mila Kunis-on-Natalie Portman cunnilingus scene got an R-rating, while Ryan Gosling chowing down on Michelle Williams earned Blue Valentine an NC-17.

Why?

The L.A. Times recently explored what might be the reasoning behind the ratings, but most agree that it comes down to a question of believability--Valentine's moaning, groaning, orgasm-filled scene seems more "genuine" than the druggy, fantasy-like lez-out of Black Swan.

And the directors agree (via Popeater):

"The essence of our film is that it's intimate and emotional and the sex doesn't feel fake. It's an honest relationship between two people, and it feels real because I have great actors," 'Blue Valentine' director Derek Cianfrance told the Times. "It's as if the MPAA is saying, 'Your actors are good -- but they're too good.'"

'Black Swan' director Darren Aronofsky seems to agree. "I've heard the 'Blue Valentine' scene is more emotionally authentic," he told the Times, noting that he hadn't yet seen the film. But Aronofsky's problem with the ratings board is more that it seems to rate violence more leniently than sex, "which to me seems totally backward."

Frankly, at Mr. Skin.com, we don't care what rating a box-chewing scene gets as long as there's nudity. So for the best in lap-licking with plenty of skin, press play on our brand-new playlist: Best Cunnilingus Scenes (Part 1). Go on. Have a taste.

UPDATE (12/8/10): After an appeal from The Weinstein Company, the MPAA has revoked Blue Valentine's NC-17 rating and given in a straight R... without even cutting out the cha-cha chewing scene! Sometimes the nude guys win.

It's been a couple weeks since A Double Shot at Love came to an end... I'm suffering from a bit of Ikki withdrawal...

Plus- watch me wait "patiently" for the results of the Anatomy Awards!