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Can One Woman Deflower Another?

Natalie Dylan, the 22-year old Sacramento State alumna who’s auctioning off her virginity, has announced that callipigious Armenian heiress Kim Kardashian is welcome to take her maidenhead— if she can beat the current top bid of 3.8 million dollars.

“She’s really beautiful,” Dylan gushed, “but ... I’m heterosexual. I just admire her beauty.”

Doesn’t she mean booty?

Considering the size of her… family fortune, Kim could easily become the one to make Natalie a woman if she chose to do so.

It takes one to know one.

Read more after the jump.

Plaster Cast of Katy Perry Nude Boobs Up for Grabs

Last summer, super-bosomy pop tart Katy Perry had her all-natural 32DD boobs cast in plaster to raise money for breast cancer research.

Now, just in time for the horniest stretch of the holiday season, Katy Perry’s bare boob bust is being auctioned on eBay.

Katy’s real-life boyfriend, some mook from the hip-hop combo Gym Class Heroes, decorated the bust of the bust with groovy paint and add-ons.

Regardless, this is still your chance to have and hold Katy Perry’s boobs.

As Katy herself declares on her blog: “TAKE HOME MY TITS!” Get more Katy Perry boobs scoops after the jump.

Katy Perry looks ultra-kissable, girl, in FHM. (Egotastic)

Paris Hilton in black latex at the Pussycat Dolls lounge. (DRW)

Lily Allen and supermodel Agyness Deyn strip-searched at Dubai airport. (SIFY)

Eva Mendes's cleavage is for special occasions. (Female First)

Come. Take sexiest woman poll. Come. (IMDB)

The next James Bond film will give you 007 inches. (IMDB)

Real Housewives of Atlanta lady posting for Playboy. (Dlisted)

Jenna Jameson's couch for sale on eBay. Licking it clean is priceless. (Dlisted)

Bachelorette parties do big business Down Under. (AVN)

Victoria’s Secret fashion show: 173-pic photogasm. (On 205th)

Ever since I got a glimpse of her strapped to a table in a teeny white bikini in 1999's Idle Hands, the lovely Jessica Alba has been one of my favorite young actresses, and when I was looking at eBay this morning, one item caught my eye. Apparently, Jessica's auctioning off a signed poster of her new movie, The Eye, in which she plays a formerly blind violinist whose sight-restoring surgery has had some pretty scary side effects. All the proceeds from the auction are slated to go to an organization that fights pediatric AIDS. Good for her. But I can't help but think how much more money she could raise for charity if she just unveiled Alba's Alps!