Posts tagged with fake boobs

Hardcore Home Video Was Miss California USA’s (t)Rump Card!

The New York Daily News is reporting that there is indeed a hardcore sex tape out there that features former Miss California Carrie Prejean naked and pleasuring herself in a solo act.

It’s not the first time scandal has rocked a pageant winner. Remember Vanessa L. Williams’s naked lesbian photo shoot in Penthouse 25 or so years ago?

Carrie doesn’t.

Miss Prejean had been in court suing Miss California USA Pageant officials for religious discrimination, claiming that her public opposition to gay marriage cost her the crown.

The Pageant was in turn demanding back the $5200 she had used for breast implants.

But Carrie quickly dropped her lawsuit when lawyers threatened to make public her explicit home video.

Read more after the jump.

Amy’s New Breast Implants Make Her Top of the Pop-Outs.

Freshly inflated via surgical augmentation from a 32B to a reported 32D, Amy Winehouse strutted about London recently, where her robust rack simply could not remain contained by a licentiously low-cut top.

Looking boisterous and (especially) buoyant, Amy’s breasts repeatedly burst into view for the paparazzi, and the slinky chanteuse clearly appears more expansive in the upper anatomy than she has in naked times past.

Breast of all, Amy also looks like she's enjoying her new knockers to the hilt!

To find out what Amy's dad has to say about his daughter's breasts and to learn where to see nip-slipping Amy Winehouse nude in public, join us after the jump.

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

The Skin Reports Are In

It’s day five of Nevada’s famed CineVegas Film Festival and our skin scouts are reporting some great nudity. Here are some of the highlights (and headlights).

45 minutes into the comedy Asylum Seekers, spicily naked Pepper Binkley shows a little T&A getting out of the shower, but there may be pasties over her nips. Ass-and-silo seekers should keep an eye out.

In the first three minutes of the action comedy Black Dynamite, we get to see the explosive knockers of Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano and Brittney Sorensen. TNT? No, T&A!

Lynn A. Freeman frees her mams at the 12-minute mark of the thriller Godspeed. What about her Vaya Con Di-ASS?

Read more after the jump.

Coco T labia lip slip. Click the pic for a close-up. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Evan Rachel Wood dumps Marilyn Manson. (Dlisted)

Paris Hilton vows to keep her A-cups. (Celebrity Smack)

Zoo magazine’s big boob celebs from C-FF. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Avril Lavigne wears nipple-petals. (Hollywood Backwash)

Get ready to squeal, queens: Kim Cattrall confirms Sex and the City movie sequel. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox will not portray Wonder Woman, even on a really hot poster. (WWTDD)

Nude pics of plus-size Wonderbra model Katie Green. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bond girl Caterina Murino wants to take her clothes off. (Nudography)

Kate Beckinsale dresses dirty to seduce her husband. (IDLYITW)

Elite models suing escort agency for using its name. (NY Daily News)

Legendary butt model Vida Guerra tucks a thong bikini between her ample, awe-inspiring ass cheeks. (Flisted)

Meet the Boobtown Brat! Sir Bob offspring Pixie Geldof slips pierced nip. And yes, she's hot! (Fleshbot)

Supermodel Adriana Lima wears a $3 million bra. We'd pay twice that to see her without it. (Daily Mail)

Feast your eyes on the 10 most delectably sexy Keeley Hazell vids of all time. (Unibrow)

New pics of Monica Bellucci in GQ. Wearing very little. Very, very little. (Derek Hail)

Ashley Olsen wants a boob job. Don't! (Daily Stab)

Keith Urban likes the view of wife Nicole Kidman without a shirt. Hey, so do we! (I'm Not Obsessed)

Behind the scenes video from Kate Winslet's recent bare-butt photo shoot! (Geno's World)

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 7: Debbie Rochon

Debbie Rochon is brainy and witty and, needless to say, gorgeous beyond what a human should be capable of, and she stands as one of Mr Skin’s very most favorite performers of all time, regardless of her place in the pantheon of Scream Queens.

But, of course, Debbie Rochon is also one of the most skin-portant Scream Queens to ever open her mouth and let loose.

Click the pic to see Debbie Rochon nude.

Pump iron and meat to fitness model Dana Hamm. (Flisted)

Kendra Wilkinson gets a lap dance (The Grumpiest)

Audrina Patridge donates her rack to Maxim. (Derek Hail)

Keira Knightley only does necessary nudity. (The Superficial)

Jordan got a boob job, it turns out. (WWTD)

The Roseanne Barr sex tape is missing. (Drunken Stepfather)

French dish Emmanuelle Beart doles out her naked body in a magazine spread. (Nudography)

Serena Williams bikinis it up in Miami (The Blemish)

Attention, female concert goers who might want to dance naked: the Kaiser Chiefs frontman is an even more dildonic dickhole than his music might lead you to believe. (Female First)