Great news, furburger fans! Jenny McCarthy is going old school for her upcoming Playboy shoot.
Jenny has confirmed that she will be going full frontal for her sixth appearance on the pages of the iconic men's mag, and just like in her famous '90s centerfolds (like the soapy shot at left, from October 1993), she'll be growing out her muff-stache for the occasion.
People Magazine isn't our usual source for celebrity pube news, but yesterday Jenny was quoted in the most wholesome of celebrity mags on the topic of trim:
"What's everything?" she asked when asked if she would bare it all. "I mean, I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything."
Wow, we never realized the whole point of bush was to act as a cloaking device. If that's the case, then the CIA needs to recruit Demi Moore circa 1979, ASAP. You could lose your car keys in that thing.
Celebrate the crotch thicket with our Hollywood's Hairiest Muffs playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
"The river flows, it flows to the sea. Wherever that river goes, that's where I want to be," sang Roger McGuinn in the theme song of the 1969 hippy biker road flick Easy Rider. And if that river is going to where Sabrina Scharf and Luana Anders is skinny-dipping with Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda, then that's where Mr. Skin wants to be too. Because as this hi-def image from the Blu-ray of Easy Rider shows, Sabrina's groovy groin-grass is heavy, baby. Very heavy. Far out.
The 1980s were a golden age of skin-filled slasher flick franchises like Friday the 13th and Halloween, many of which included an equal mix of flesh and blood.
With the skinthusiasm around the Mr. Skin office for retro rackage, and even more, flashback furburgerage (complete with the fur), we always like to take another look at the classics when they come out on DVD to see if there's anything we missed.
In the case of Friday the 13th Part 2, it paid off. When we see the lovely Lauren-Marie Taylor taking off her pants through a window at the 57-minute mark, a zoom-in with Skin-vision reveals a nice peek of bush. Dam, that's good beaver.
This year, after three straight years of being handed Golden Globes in hopes that January Jones and Christina Hendricks would finally get the message and do a lesbian scene, or at least prove that Christina's luscious melons aren't themselves the products of Madison Avenue ad wizards, the run is over for AMC's Mad Men.
Show business people will tell you that being denied a Golden Globe is a humiliation second only to having your movie premiere switched from New York and Los Angeles to Sofia, Bulgaria, where it was filmed.
But that's what happened to Mad Men this year when the show's obstinate refusal to even let a nip slip or flash some ass and roll the dice on an FCC fine finally caught up to it.
John Hamm and his buddies went home defeated and empty-handed when nude kid on the block Boardwalk Empire took the Best TV Show award like candy from a baby, proving that the best way to spice up a period drama is nudity. Period.
If AMC can't figure out why HBO ruled and they drooled at the Golden Globes last night, then here it is. HBO gave us what they couldn't with Boardwalk Empire: nonstop nudity, lesbian sex scenes, and a fully frontal (and frontally full-furred) Paz de la Huerta.
Wrap it up, we'll take it.
Jenny Agutter, the Aussie eyeful whose awesome chasse first stunned viewers in the 1971 skinstant classic from Down Under, Walkabout, did her last career nude scene ten years later as a naughty nurse in An American Werewolf in London.
But, as part of the Skin Lab's ongoing project to reevaluate every movie in the history of cinema in HD in search of undiscovered skin, we can now add a final chapter.
It turns out that star David Naughton's not the only one sprouting fur in this movie. In this screen capture, you can clearly see a few loose hairs poking out of the top of Jenny's panties. Somebody let the monkey out of its cage!
Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!
Number 18: Lina Romay
Spanish seductress Lina Romay beguiled fright-fans immediately by parting her thighs and supplying a howling hot split-beaver shot in the 1973 bloodsucker favorite, Female Vampire.
From that moment on, a Scream Queen for the Ages was born and, breast of all, she has never stopped getting naked on-screen. Her most recent in-the-raw efforts include Vampire Junction (2001), and Angel of Death 2 (2007).
Off-camera, Lina is the long-time love of terror maestro Jess Franco.
Together, this diabolical duo has shocked the world with numerous hair-raisers, including Exorcism, Jack the Ripper, Night of the Skull, Die Marquise von Sade, Cannibals, Macumba Sexual, Mansion of the Living Dead, Night of 1,000 Sexes, and Lust for Frankenstein, where her explicit lesbian scene is lusty indeed.
Click the pics to see the naked, wide-open revelations that made Lina Romay a star.
Exit to Eden is the title of a semi-pornographic novel written under a nom-de-poon by Interview with the Vampire author Anne Rice. It is a tale of intense sadomasochism, bisexuality, and fat, funny cops.
The movie adaptation of Exit to Eden opened in theaters on this date in 1994.
The bad news is that the movie skimps on the bondage, downplays girl-girl action, and stars Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Ackroyd as fat, funny cops mixed up in all the kinky shenanigans.
The great news is that the skinematic Exit to Eden showcases the fur-tastically full-frontally naked Dana Delany at her absolute hottest, along with top-tier nudity from Julie Hughes, Alison Moir, Stephanie Niznik, Tanya Reid, and Sandra Taylor. Supermodel Iman also makes for a scorchingly sexy dominatrix.
Plus there’s Rosie O’Donnell in what can only be described as “form-fitting” leather.
Click the Dana Delany pic to see her naked breasts and magnificent pubic mound.
