The path of the furburger fan is a lonely one in an era when Brazilians are a must for porn stars and regular women alike. And while we support ladies' right to shave, pluck, wax and/or vajazzle (we're looking at you, Jennifer Love Hewitt) all they want, it's no secret that Mr. Skin prefers a luscious lap of '70s-style bush.
So we're happy to say that we now have science in our corner! Celebrity physician Emily Gibson (she writes for a blog that refers to itself as "Social media's leading physician voice", which is enough of a celebrity for us) just published a piece calling for an end to the "sadly misconceived" war on pubic hair. Here's why bare beavs should become passe, according to Dr. Gibson:
"No matter what expensive and complex weapons are used—razor blades, electric shavers, tweezers, waxing, depilatories, electrolysis—hair, like crab grass, always grows back and eventually wins. In the meantime, the skin suffers the effects of the scorched battlefield."
The good doctor goes on to explain how a shaved snatch (or sac) leaves the bearer more vulnerable to bacterial infections and STIs, especially herpes, but we don't like to think about that. Instead, we'll imagine a world populated by women with bushes like Monica Bellucci. Hairpie heaven...
If you're a pube booster like Mr. Skin, then luxuriate in the lap locks of our Hollywood's Hairiest Muffs playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
Spring is in full swing and we've compiled a list of the ten tastiest nude celebs that have plenty of grass on their fields. And the fur bikinis of Eva Green and Michelle Williams definitely call for a roll in the hay. So take a walk through the friendly forests of the Top 10 Fluffy Side Muffs.
Guys, we've got good news and we've got bad news about Amanda Seyfried.
Good news first: Amanda's been doing some pretty skintense research for her part as Linda Lovelace, which as you might expect has meant familiarizing herself with Linda's, shall we say, oevure. No word on whether she watched the infamous 8mm reel starring Linda and a dog, but she tells Glamour magazine she did screen Deep Throat (1972). Amanda's reaction?
"What surprised me was the amount of pubic hair!" You poor, sweet, innocent girl.
The bad news? In the same interview, Amanda lays this bomb on us:
"I'm pretty sure I would never do full frontal for a movie," Seyfried said. "For personal reasons, I wouldn't really want to show that."
Ouch. Look on the bright side- at least she said "pretty sure" and not "definitely would not". That's something, right?
Check out the breast of Amanda Seyfried, including her Anatomy-Award winning lesbian scene with Julianne Moore in Chloe (2009), right here at MrSkin.com!
She's breast known as her alter ego Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, and this '70s spread featuring a young Cassandra Peterson shows that The Beast in the Cellar was based on that monster in her panties. Just call Skin Central The Thing with Two Heads!
Scare yourself stiff with more vintage pics of Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, after the jump!
However, Jenny herself appeared on Oprah yesterday and opened her mouth about opening her thighs for her very first Playboy shoot. Apparently, in the early '90s, Jenny wasn't yet wise to the quim trim. She said:
“All of a sudden I hear WOAH, WOAH! And I said is there anything on it? What’s wrong?”
Jenny said the makeup artist came over to her and explained why everyone was so shocked. “They said they never saw anyone as hairy as you in their entire life!” The audience roared as Oprah laughed along with Jenny.
Jenny kept the audience and Oprah in hysterics when she added that the makeup lady used a brush to manicure the region and later exclaimed, “I guess I’m not using this one again!”
Frankly, we have a hard time picturing juicy Jenny with a 'fro down below, but click "more" and we'll take you on a thick and fluffy tour of the bushiest vadges in cinema history.
3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.
At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.
Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.
The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.
Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.
Mr Skin’s Skin Skouts have scoped out the upcoming Kate Winslet WWII drama The Reader, and we’re happy to report that the robust British beauty repeatedly reveals her entire physique in the raw.
Kate Winslet nude is always a reason to celebrate. Kate Winslet nude in The Reader skinstantly ranks among her most arousing naked efforts to date.
Click the pic for a full breakdown of each and every Kate Winslet nude scene in The Reader.
Number 6: Misty Mundae
Any regular visitor of Mr Skin knows that we just can’t get enough of Misty Mundae.
Aside from Misty Mundae’s overall superhuman star-power and sharp wit and wonderful way of never hesitating to get naked (while always hesitating to shave her deliciously full-bloomed bush), the A-cupped B-movie skinstation supplied our first-ever Skinterview, and she’s since been the subject of countless reviews, feature stories, and even an appropriately unnerving column by McBeardo.
To look at Misty Mundae is to understand how she conquered the world of outlaw cinema so quickly and so thoroughly. That her most memorable roles have turned up (and on) in the realm of horror makes her a scream queen of the highest -- and hottest -- order.
Click the pic to learn more and see Misty Mundae nude.
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