Posts tagged with masturbation

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Carrie Prejean isn't alone in her love of solo sex acts.

In news that’s given millions of men an excuse to indulge themselves, a naked Playboy model has just admitted that even she can’t stop playing with herself.

We first saw Afro-Guyanese-Chinese knockout Nicole Narain naked when she was Playmate of the Month back in January 2002.

Then in 2005 a sex tape featuring Nicole and Gaelic guy’s guy Colin Farrell was leaked. Colin promptly got a restraining order preventing the sale, distribution, or display of the tape, which was just under zero percent effective in keeping the video off the Internet.

Now that she’s joining such unlikely sex addicts as supermodel and softcore siren Amber Smith, porn stars Penny Flame and Kendra Jade Rossi, and beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, Nicole’s news again.

Read more after the jump.

Hardcore Home Video Was Miss California USA’s (t)Rump Card!

The New York Daily News is reporting that there is indeed a hardcore sex tape out there that features former Miss California Carrie Prejean naked and pleasuring herself in a solo act.

It’s not the first time scandal has rocked a pageant winner. Remember Vanessa L. Williams’s naked lesbian photo shoot in Penthouse 25 or so years ago?

Carrie doesn’t.

Miss Prejean had been in court suing Miss California USA Pageant officials for religious discrimination, claiming that her public opposition to gay marriage cost her the crown.

The Pageant was in turn demanding back the $5200 she had used for breast implants.

But Carrie quickly dropped her lawsuit when lawyers threatened to make public her explicit home video.

Read more after the jump.

Comedian Reveals Aural Fixation with Married With Children Star

Howard Stern sidekick and Friend of Skin Artie Lange reveals in his new autobiography, Too Fat to Fish, that he pleasured himself to the sound of Christina Applegate talking on the other side of his dressing room wall when she was a guest on Mad TV.

"Like a moth to the flame, I got up and stood right behind the door," Artie recalls. "Just the sound of her talking about the most boring, everyday aspects of her wardrobe was too much for me."

So much in fact, that the Beer League star had to take splatters into his own hands.

Read more after the spank.

The world first observed the art of carrot fellatio, hung ten with Jeff Spicoli, and learned the definitive answer to an eternal question -- “Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?” -- on this date in 1982.

That’s when Fast Times at Ridgemont High hit theaters and forever changed the landscape of teen movies, pop culture as a whole, and the incidents of the phrase “Awesome! Totally awesome!” in day-to-day discourse.

Learn more, and watch Mr. Skin’s all-time favorite nude scene, after the jump. Aloha!