We’ve got foxy fearless femmes nude this week on DVD, with the caged heat of Thela Brown and Geneviere Anderson in Sugar Boxx, Amy Adams' pugnacious jugs in The Fighter, Cecile De France cheating death in Hereafter, and Caterina Murino and Mena Suvari in a menage-a-trois with Papa (Hemingway) in The Garden of Eden.
The badass babes of Sugar State Women's Prison are working on the chain gang in Sugar Boxx (2008). But Sugar State is set to sexplode with jugs and violence when the shackled sirens rise up against their captors. Sugar Boxx has no shortage of soapy shower scenes, swamp wrasslin' in tight tank tops. inmate hookers in nighties, and general mind boggling boobage! The tagline says it all....Prisoners. Hookers. Machetes....Revenge!
David O. Russell's biographical flick The Fighter (2010) stars Mark Wahlberg as boxer "Irish" Micky Ward and 
Christian Bale as his half-brother Dicky Eklund, a proud pugilist-turned-trainer who's determined to take his bro to the top of the world. On the way to the light welterweight title, Marky romances the always amazing Amy Adams, who plays a former athlete and puts the "K.O." in knockout! When Amy suits up in a see-thru bra, her rack will put your eye out!
Three people are doing a little dance with death in Hereafter (2010), a tale of mortality and how it haunts the living. Matt Damon plays an American with a peculiar connection to the hereafter; George McLaren and Frankie McLaren play a London kiddo haunted by el muerto; and the third in our trio, Cecile de France, will really charm the pants off of you as a French journalist who's shaken by a near-death experience. When Cecile lets a nip slip in the bath, it’ll make you stiff!
Based on the posthumous novel of the same name by Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden (2008) stars Jack Huston as David Bourne, a writer whose wife (Mena Suvari) decides to bring a sexy Italian woman (Caterina Murino) into their marriage and make it a kinky ménage a trois. That sure does sound like paradise, especially when Mena and Caterina go all lesbo on each other...it's the Garden of Eatin' Out!
Early this week, in news that surprised nobody, Vivid Video announced that it will be releasing a sex tape featuring bisexual reality TV babe Tila Tequila and two of her naked girlfriends having a Sapphic and graphic lesbian threesome.
It's called Tila Tequila Uncorked. Everyone knows that tequila bottles usually have a screw-off top, but with all the screwing in this video, calling it "Tila Tequila Unscrewed" would have been misleading.
Vivid released this statement to create anticipation for the video's February 14th Street date:
Tila Tequila, the petite, bubbly reality-TV personality and pop culture wild-child, is now starring in an all-girl threesome sex tape, "Tila Tequila Uncorked," acquired by Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company.
It's the "acquired" part that has Tila's rep all pissed off, issuing the following statement:
Our Client Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent. That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercley in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyers to decide what the next steps are.
Apparently, That tape was intended strictly for the private use of Tila, those two chicks she met in Las Vegas, the staff at VH1, the troops overseas, and whichever team wins the Superbowl this year.
While you wait for the tape to come out, you can see pretty much the same thing on Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, or better yet, Caligula.
One thing's for sure. This Valentine's Day is going to be a Tit-man's sampler of caramel boobs, nougat-filled clusters, and chocolate-covered cherries. And I just got a heart-on.
Anna Chapman, the Russian national who was deported earlier this year after she was exposed as a spy for the Russian Federation's version of the KGB, has been exposed yet again.
This time, it's in a series of fully frontal nude photos (see them at Egotastic) of her Muscovite mams and muff.
Mr. Skin spies some fur on that burger!
Anna's naked revelation is yet another case of art imitation life imitating art. Specifically, a naked spy imitating a movie about a naked spy based on a real naked spy.
To clear up your confusion, check out French softcore starlet Sylvia Kristel's performance as the titular turncoat in the 1985 fact-based espionage flick Mata Hari.
Playing the Dutch exotic dancer who was executed for being a German spy during World War I, Sylvia strips repeatedly, banging dude after dude and even skin-dulging in an opium-fueled naked lesbian threesome.
With all that retro rug, they should have called it Mata Hairy!
