X-Men: First Class is tearing up the box office. Unfortunately, when it comes to skin, it doesn't put the X in X-Men. But the sexy stars of the blockbuster franchise have definitely mutated into naked babes in other movies, as well as slinky around in next to nothing. Halle Berry and Famke Janssen are just two of the superhumanly sexy superheroes that fill out our Top 10 hottest X-Men babes list!
On the last weekend of 2010, Hollywood is playing its cards close to its chest (blocking some nice cleavage shots). As we enter a new decade, skin fans wanting to see boobs in the theater have two choices for new releases: Blue Valentine or nothing.
Luckily, Blue Valentine happens to feature mamtastic Michelle Williams, so no one's complaining.
Another Year
No one gets nude in the limited-release drama Another Year, which is disappointing since the film's director Mike Leigh has supplied us with some good skin over the years, including great UK T&A in the aptly titled 1993 flick Naked.
Star Ruth Sheen has never been nude, but you can see her costar, well-aged Brit babe Lesley Manville, flashing flesh in Promoted to Glory and on the small screen in UK TV shows like The Bite and The Mushroom Picker.
Another year, another skinless indie drama!
If you want to see some big screen boobage to ring in the Nude Year, then check out Blue Valentine, featuring the funbaggage and fanny of Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Michelle Williams.
Michelle strips three times in this movie, once at the 31-minute mark when she bares butt being banged from behind, then at the 40-minute mark where she shows T&A in the shower with her boyfriend, and finally an hour and six minutes in, when she gets topless and the lucky bastard gets to lick all over her nips.
Blue Valentine won't give you blue balls!
It's Christmas Eve and that means that the theaters will be packed with families looking to get a break from Holiday festivities in darkened movie houses. It also means that the chance of seeing actresses get naked on screen in new releases drops like Santa down the chimney. Luckily Mr. Skin is here to tell you where to see this holiday season's sexy starlets showing skin.
Gulliver's Travels
The big (in more ways than one) comedy of Christmas weekend is the skin-free family film Gulliver's Travels, in theaters Christmas Day. Adapted from the famous Jonathon Swift satire, Gulliver's Travels stars Jack Black in the title role and Emily Blunt and Amanda Peet as luscious Lilliputian ladies.
Thankfully not all thankfully not all of Emily and Amanda's roles have been so family-friendly. In the 2004 flick My Summer of Love, Emily shows off her UK T&A repeatedly while lezzing out with her Sapphic scissor sisterNathalie Press. And Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Amanda Peet first showed off her perky c-cups in the 2000 gangster comedy The Whole Nine Yards. So forget Gulliver's travels to Lilliput and travel to the DVD store for some skin-and-butt!
Little Fockers
Also opening in theaters this weekend, Teri Polo and Jessica Alba costar in Little Fockers, the latest installment of the successful comedy series starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. But if you want to see Teri and Jessica's little fockers, you'll have to look elsewhere, because this holiday comedy is about as hot as Frosty the Snowman.
So if you want a little something to stuff your stocking, go check out Teri going bare-y in 1993's Quick. She gets topless twice and that will have you reaching for your polo stick.
And to see Jessica strip, fast forward to the six-minute mark of The Killer Inside Me, in which Ms. Alba made her nude debut earlier this year in a scene where her boyfriend belts her bare butt. Jessica's reddened rump will turn your little focker into a big focker!
Skin goddess extraordinaire Angelina Jolie makes a much-skinticipated return to the big screen the week, but it's another starlet who broke out big in the '90s that really steps up to the nudity plate this week in new theater releases
The Tourist
The world's top female star, Angelina Jolie, teams up with the world's top male star, Johnny Depp, for The Tourist. Reportedly, the two shared a steamy, seamy sex scene in a shower, but the offending romp was chopped from the film at the behest of Johnny's gal pal, Vanessa Paradis. We find this hard to believe, since Vanessa herself is no stranger to baring her French bits on screen, but after a screening of The Tourist, we can conclude that there is no tour of Angie's nude bod. Instead, pack your bags and take a trip to Jolie's backlog of super-sexy, super-naked work here. You'll never want to come home.
The Garden of Eden
The Ernest Hemingway biopic The Garden of Eden is out in arthouse cinemas, and Mr. Skin welcomes the return of Mena Suvari in the buff! The breathtaking American Beauty beauty stars as Papa Hemingway's wife, and you'll Papa boner when you see Mena strip down for a lustful lesbian romp with Euro-starlet Caterino Murino. The Sun Also Rises, and so will your lap!
We updated our previous post about Blue Valentine's cunnilingus scene earning the Michelle Williams flick an NC-17 rating, but the news that the rating was successfully changed to an R deserves a post of its own!
After an appeal from Harvey Weinstein himself, the MPAA allowed Blue Valentine to be downgraded to R... and the breast news is that its doing so without the filmmakers having to excise the rug-chewing scene.
Michelle's costar Ryan Gosling (the box-muncher in question) said in a statement:
“I am so appreciative that the MPAA was gracious enough to reconsider their rating of the film. I can’t express how grateful I am to those in the media who stood up for the film and put their reputations on the line in using their voices to support something they believed in."
What does this mean for Blue Valentine? It means that it will get a wider release (technically, NC-17 films aren't allowed to be screen in non-porn theaters) and that more people will have a chance to see the lovely blonde Michelle extremely nude, which in Mr. Skin's world. is the most skinportant thing. In the meantime, take a tour through Michelle's past skin scenes here. Your lap will want to send her a valentine.
Black Swan and Blue Valentine have more in common than just colors in the titles. These movies also feature their gorgeous stars getting their muffs munched. But there's one big difference: Black Swan's Mila Kunis-on-Natalie Portman cunnilingus scene got an R-rating, while Ryan Gosling chowing down on Michelle Williams earned Blue Valentine an NC-17.
Why?
The L.A. Times recently explored what might be the reasoning behind the ratings, but most agree that it comes down to a question of believability--Valentine's moaning, groaning, orgasm-filled scene seems more "genuine" than the druggy, fantasy-like lez-out of Black Swan.
And the directors agree (via Popeater):
"The essence of our film is that it's intimate and emotional and the sex 
doesn't feel fake. It's an honest relationship between two people, and it feels real because I have great actors," 'Blue Valentine' director Derek Cianfrance told the Times. "It's as if the MPAA is saying, 'Your actors are good -- but they're too good.'"
'Black Swan' director Darren Aronofsky seems to agree. "I've heard the 'Blue Valentine' scene is more emotionally authentic," he told the Times, noting that he hadn't yet seen the film. But Aronofsky's problem with the ratings board is more that it seems to rate violence more leniently than sex, "which to me seems totally backward."
Frankly, at Mr. Skin.com, we don't care what rating a box-chewing scene gets as long as there's nudity. So for the best in lap-licking with plenty of skin, press play on our brand-new playlist: Best Cunnilingus Scenes (Part 1). Go on. Have a taste.
UPDATE (12/8/10): After an appeal from The Weinstein Company, the MPAA has revoked Blue Valentine's NC-17 rating and given in a straight R... without even cutting out the cha-cha chewing scene! Sometimes the nude guys win.
Black Swan Friday is here! At long last, we finally get to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman get down with a hungry lesbian ballerina makeout session on the big screen. Want more nudity? How does Kirsten Dunst topless for the first time hit you?
All Good Things
All Good Things has two nude things, and they're attached to Kirsten Dunst's chest. In the long-delayed, long skinticipated thriller, the sublime Ms. Kiki doffs her shirt and shows off her deliciously hefty hoots for the very first time on film. Sure, we've seen some side boob from Dunst in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and some crackage in Marie Antoinette, but this is the first real, clear, head-on view of the perky blonde's perky boobs. All Good Things will give you one wood thing.
Black Swan
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are dueling ballerinas in Black Swan, but this is no fluff flick for pre-teen girls. Instead, it's the story of a cutthroat rivalry between Kunis and Portman that culminates in the pair engaging in intense lesbian hate sex. Unfor-skin-ately, they don't take off their tutus, but Black Swan is still well worth the price of admission to see Natalie masturbating and Mila going down between her legs. These kinky ballerinas are a sight for your balls-and-wiena!
The Warrior's Way
The amazing Kate Bosworth has been sadly MIA from the big screen lately, but the Blue Crush star is back tonight with the fantasy Western The Warrior's Way. Kate doesn't pull out her six shooters here, but if you want your boobsworth of Bosworth, you can see some blurry breastage in The Rules of Attraction. It Rules!
It's a monu-mam-tal day for fans of pixie-blond Kirsten Dunst, since her new(d) movie All Good Things opens today, featuring the first real, clear nude scene from the Crazy/Beautiful babe.
Or IS it her first nude scene?
In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Kiki admits that the butt we saw in Marie Antoinette isn't, as previously thought, a body double!
"I was naked in Marie Antoinette, but that was just from behind," she says.
Furthermore, Dunst and her cute bunst says that All Good Things is just the beginning for All Nude Things, and she'll grin and bare it once again in her next film, which is directed by noted skin-meister Lars von Trier (Antichrist, Manderlay, Breaking the Waves).
"After this, I also have a nude scene in Melancholia. So they’ll get used to seeing me naked. Trust me, they’ll be over it by the next film."
Trust Mr. Skin, Kristen: we'll never be over it.
