Posts tagged with non-nude

Never?

"Ugh, never!” screeched the utterly non-nude Megan Fox to MTV News, before explaining, “It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Presumably a lesbian hippo strangling an ox.

This comes as no surprise to anyone on planet Earth, since Megan’s steadfast refusal to take her clothes off has been the talk of the celebrity nudity community since she made this unnerving statement after “topless” shots of her were leaked from the set of Jennifer’s Body approximately 100 years ago:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”

And if you’d actually been topless, someone would have cared.

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Shocking News: Movie aimed at 13-year-old Girls has No Explicit Sexual Content!

Despite star Jamie Campbell-Bower’s joking claims that he “strips off” in New Moon, the sequel to the vampire drama Twilight, will have a cast composed entirely of clothed actors. Both movies are based on a series of books (also devoid of nudity) from the young adult section and feature teen idols Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

When Campbell-Bower crossed his leg, arched an eyebrow and told MTV.com "We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene. Yeah, it's me, Michael Sheen and Christopher (Heyerdahl); we just sit there, naked."

Completely missing the irony in his British-accented voice (which is almost impossible for the untrained ear to detect) the press quickly began printing stories about full frontal nudity on the set.

The spiky-haired, combat boot-wearing female fans that Kristen Stewart acquired after it was announced she would play Joan Jett in an upcoming biopic were among those most excited by the gaffe.

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The Scooper: No Pooper in ‘Cooper’

All the skin-fans hoping against hope and in the face of MrSkin.com’s vast collective experience that all the recent talk about seeing Hayden Panettiere nude in I Love You Beth Cooper was going to amount to anything more than so many cubic feet of hot air can finally give it up.

There is no nudity in I Love You Beth Cooper.

On a brighter note, people who want to hear more swearing can still hold out for the unrated DVD release, which promises to have more colorful dialogue than Goodfellas and Scarface put together, but none of the nudity.

But the guy on IMDb who wrote “I've seen it. It's a full ass shot. You can even see a little of her B-Hole. It was quite shocking,” is so far outside the bounds of sanity that no amount of proof could convince him otherwise.

Obviously, this young man had his head pointed towards the open door of a women’s restroom and mistakenly believed he was still watching the movie.

Shit happens. But not to Mr Skin.

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