We had to wear our galoshes to work today here at Skin Central, because the streets were flooded with the salty tears of Twi-hards devastated at the betrayal of their Prince Charming Robert Pattinson by Princess of Pout Kristen Stewart.
You'd think they'd be happy--after all, now they have the opportunity to scoop Rpatz up in their arms, dry his glittery tears, and make him believe in love again. But that's the difference between Twi-hards and the rest of us.
Anyway, the man that Kstew hooked up with is her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, whom photographic evidence reveals went down on her muff of brown in the front seat of a car parked in the canyons of LA. (Guess he took "yodeling in the canyon" literally!)
But to us, the real shocking bit is that Rupert was willing to jeopardize his relationship with his super-hot model wife Liberty Ross.
How hot, exactly? Egotastic has dug up more pics of Liberty posing topless (as top models tend to do), and we've got them after the jump!
We're as patriotic as the next guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of celebrity nudity here at Mr. Skin, but there is one area where we admit that America has some catching up to do. Namely, the public nudity department. Here we can only show nipples in magazines that are kept in plastic bags and stashed behind the counter at 7/11, but in Germany Transformers: Dark of the Moon star Rosie Huntington-Whitely can go topless with a hint of pubes in a major publication like GQ-- no pixelation, cleverly placed props, or shame required. Your move, America.
This isn't Rosie's first time at the nude modeling rodeo-- and you can see her naked portfolio right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
So do you think the condo association in Rosie Huntington-Whitely's building is taking applications? Because if she's willing to go topless on a balcony, then we're willing to invest in some professional photographic equipment.
We'll casually brush arms with her in the elevator, and she'll look down and see our fancy $3,000 camera and bag full of lenses (that's how you know someone is a Serious Photographer) and she'll say "Oh, are you a photographer?" And we'll say "Yes, how about we get together and shoot sometime?" and she'll say "Well, today I have a meeting with my agent, but how about tomorrow? Around noon?"
Yeah, we got it all planned out.
See more from Transformers: Dark of the Moon star and lingerie model par excellence Rosie Huntington-Whitely right here at MrSkin.com
If these pics of British fashion models strutting their stuff clad in nothing but fine millinery look familiar, that's because they are.
This same scene appeared in the 1994 film Ready to Wear- complete with heavily pregnant, totally naked model- but with one key difference.
Ready to Wear was a satire of the fashion industry, a point that seems to have been lost in this presentation by Welsh hatmaker Robyn Coles and her knocked-up counterpart, former glamour model and Miss Wales Sophia Cahill.
But don't tell them that- they might not do it again!
Play com-bare and contr-ass with pics from the Robyn Coles runway show and Ready to Wear after the jump!
Pressed mams is one of our favorite skinfinitions- terms for nude phenomena so common, yet so hard to describe, that Mr. Skin had to step in and give them a name.
"Pressed mams" are breasts pressed against glass, as illustrated by Uschi Digard in The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977), Alyssa Milano in Poison Ivy 2 (1996), and now by Playboy model and second-generation famous person (her father is rocker Gavin Rossdale) Daisy Lowe.
Daisy takes off everything but her jewelry for the new issue of Love magazine, which is fast becoming the fashion rag of choice for those interested in what models aren't wearing.
Daisy presses various parts of her body (elbows, shoulders, etc) against a pane of glass for the shoot, but it's this tit shot that has us pressed up against our zippers.
For more girls under glass, check out our Pressed Mams: Boobs Against Glass playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
...Nine naked models!
(Ute Lemper, Tara Leon, Georgianna Robertson, Rossy De Palma, and naked friends, Ready to Wear (1994) )
...Four posing girls!
(Clockwise from top: Pamela Rabe, Portia de Rossi, Kate Fischer and Elle Macpherson, Sirens (1994))
Finish the countdown after the jump!
Remember the days when every auto garage on Earth had a girlie calendar hanging on its filthy, grease-stained walls? Italian tire company Pirelli sure does, though their approach is a bit more, shall we say, "high fashion."
Every year the company rounds up the world's hottest supermodels to pose for their exclusive nude calendars, which are not sold to the public and only available to a select group of important clients and celebrity VIPs. The one thing these classy dames have in common with the mechanics down at the tire shop? Lots and lots of grease- they're all lubed up like you wouldn't believe.
This year's nude celebrity crop includes Kate Moss, Milla Jovovich, and Japanese Babel (2006) star Rinko Kikuchi, all of whom go flawlessly full frontal posing in the great outdoors.
You might not be getting a Pirelli calendar from Santa this year, but you can see all 12 of this year's calendar girls after the jump!
