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A weekly look back at celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on skincredible events that happened during the week of November 8th through November 14th.

This week's lesson in Skinstory includes Lindsay Lohan coming out as a lady-loving bisexual, Paris Hilton helping the women of the world smell sexier, Marisa Ryan of the sitcom Major Dad growing up naked and girl-girl loving it, Linda Lovelace landing on everyone’s lips upon the debut of Deep Throat, scream queen Linnea Quigley making it so Santa Claus isn’t the only one coming in Silent Night, Deadly Night, and Zora Kerova adding hot flesh to all the blood in the grindhouse great Cannibal Ferox.

Mr. Mike Hits DVD, but Does Mr. Bill Get Raped? Oh, Nooo!

In 1979, Michael O’Donoghue, legendary National Lampoon editor and Saturday Night Live’s original head writer, created one of the goddamndest things ever intended for network television broadcast: Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.

A parody of 1960s’ Italian-made globetrotting shockumentaries (Mondo Cane, Africa Addio) that examined outrageous human beliefs and behaviors, NBC commissioned O’Donoghue to create Mondo Video as a pilot to be an occasional fill-in for Saturday Night Live.

Suffice to say, the finished hodgepodge of splatter gags, wet cats, Sid Vicious, ancient porn, and other eye-poppers never made it to the air. Instead, producer Lorne Michaels released Mondo Video to theaters with the tagline “The TV Show That Can’t Be Shown on TV”, accompanied by a “special” Mr. Bill Show.

Shout! Factory just issued Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video on DVD, minus Mr. Bill. I’m glad to have the show on disc, but I really, really need to know the truth about that Mr. Bill short.

Here’s why: back in ’79, a kid I knew claimed to have seen Mondo Video in a theater, and he told me that the “special” Mr. Bill Show consisted of Mr. Hand greasing up Sluggo’s big, black cock with Vaseline, and then Sluggo barbarically raping Mr Bill in the ass.

Could it be that that young rapscallion was fibbing?

Diane Lane Exposes Offspring to Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains

As a teen, Diane Lane starred as skunk-haired punk-rocker in Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains.

The movie was barely released and remained long out-of-circulation, but a cult sprung up around this proto-riot-grrl adventure and now, at long, last, The Stains is set to hit DVD.

The New York Post reports that Diane treated her 15-year-old daughter Eleanor Lambert to a rare screening. In addition to seeing her mom lead an all-girl army of teenage troublemakers in see-through tops (among whom is a young Debbie Rochon), Ellie also got to eyeball Diane’s first nude scene.

According to the Post, a source said: “Eleanor was blown away. Diane made the film when she was just 15 and wanted her daughter to see how cool she was back then!” Diane Lane is still cool – and hot!

The rock-n-roll madman known and feared worldwide as GG Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin -- for real -- to Vermont hillbillies on this date in 1956.

As chronicled in the documentary Hated, this one-of-a-kind talent literally tore audiences apart. While publicly performing his incendiary odes to evil, GG Allin would punch people out, empty his kidneys and bowels on stage, lacerate his skin, vomit, consume the body wastes of others, and assault all comers with any blunt object within his grasp.

Alas, the light that burns brightest also flames out fastest, and on June 29, 1993, GG Allin died of an accidental heroin overdose in New York City.

So why would Mr. Skin pay tribute to so craven a man-beast? Because to a generation of over-the-edge and out-of-their-clothes female actresses, rockers, models, performers, and artists, GG Allin serves as a Satanically powerful skinspiration.

Consider the Suicide Girls, Melinda Clarke self-mutilating in Return of the Living Dead III, daredevil scream queen Emily Haack, marble-nippled freak show Meg McCarville … and even Alanis Morissette, who happily pees into keg cups on camera!

Get a full blast of how outrageous the Daughters of GG can get after the jump.

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut.