Posts tagged with remakes

We're Fonda Both of Them

The press has made a big to-do about the similarities between the world's sexiest woman Angelina Jolie and mega fox Megan Fox. They're both impossibly hot, they have long brown hair, they're mysterious and tattoo-covered and share an insatiable sex drive.

So it was only a matter of time until they found themselves vying for the same role!

Click "more" for the full scoop on these two willowy goddesses duking it out to become the new Barbarella.

We Think We Love It

So what are we so afraid of? For one thing, the 2007 comedy-drama Live! starring Eva Mendes is the story of a reality TV crew who are filming contestants playing Russian Roulette.

But six-chambered revolvers aren’t the only guns in this flick.

Katie Cassidy is the daughter of 70s teen idol David Cassidy and niece of Da Doo Ron Ron crooner Shaun Cassidy, but neither of them has anything to compare with Katie’s Da Doo Ron Rack!

Come on get happy and read more after the jump.

Let’s Hope This Doesn’t Wind Up on the Cutting Room Floor!

The good news is that the new reboot of the venerable Nightmare on Elm Street franchise is filming in Mr Skin’s backyard.

The better news is that we can now confirm that the movie will have nudity, since the official website is putting out a call for “special” extras.

The original film only had brief glimpses of topless Heather Langenkamp’s naked knockers and a body double’s tits and ass, but (t)it looks like this one is going to feature an old-fashioned topless pool party!

Nightmare? This is the dream!

Read more after the jump.

And the Load Leaks to Your Underwear

This Friday, horror fans will be treated to the sight of Sara Paxton’s pooper and Riki Lindhome's lactators in the new remake of the 1972 sleazefest The Last House on the Left.

Former mermaid Sara Paxton, playing the role originated in 1972 by Sandra Cassel (who showed off all 3 B's in the bath and being battered by the baddies), reveals only her rear as she’s attacked at the 40 minute mark.

But Riki, taking over the Susan Atkins-inspired role of Sadie played originally by Jeramie Rain, gets topless at 0:22, 1:24, and 1:39.

Way to lay it down for all to see!

Read more after the jump.

TJI Friday

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula. I know a laid a heavy trip on you last week with my long-winded discourse on the ancient Indo-European roots of modern rape-revenge flicks, but since the Last House on the Left remake still isn’t out, this week I’m turning once again to Friday the 13th, a subject on which I always have something to say.

The reboot has been on my mind again this week as I perused the new photos of Willa Ford and Julianna Guill online and noticed that there’s yet another Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) coming up in a few weeks, which I haven’t decided yet how to acknowledge.

According to movie industry blog Risky Business, New Line and Platinum Dunes are moving forward on a sequel to the Friday the 13th reboot, which will also be scripted by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and could be out by the second half of next year.

I have already gotten over my earlier discomfort with bringing in a hockey-masked Jason Voorhees into a movie called Friday the 13th, but I’ve made my peace with that.

Reportedly, Shannon and Swift, who looked to the first four movies for inspiration, are going off on their own at this point, (perhaps wisely) disregarding the Tommy Jarvis story arc that picked up in A New Beginning and completely avoiding any telekinetic teenagers or forays into New York City.

Read more after the bite.

To Avoid Fainting, Keep Repeating “It’s only a Remake…”

Welcome back, my friends, to Castle Rackula. Prepare for an unusually long and discursive post this week.

I’ve been in the castle’s library for the past few nights boning up on the latest actresses, and I got a chance to do a little reading while I was at it. Therefore I decided to take a more scholarly approach to this week’s subject, the upcoming Last Louse on the Left remake.

But don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten to include plenty of nudition to accompany all the erudition.

Read more after the bite.

Count Rack Assesses the Reboot

Welcome back, my friends to Castle Rackula. This week, I’ll be reviewing the new Friday the 13th remake, paying special attention (as always) to the female nudity therein.

Since this is a “reboot” and not a remake, I’ll forgive the inclusion of the adult Jason Voorhees (who, as everyone knows, didn’t appear until Friday the 13th Part 2) and his hockey mask (which came in Friday the 13th Part III, recently released in 3D special edition DVD).

Fans will also recognize that this is only the fourth film in the franchise to be released on an actual Friday the 13th, following Friday the 13th Part III on August 13 1982, Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood on May 13 1988, and Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday on August 13, 1993.

Read the full review after the bite.

RSVP? No T&A?

Welcome back to Castle Rackula. I hope everyone enjoyed my look back at Cat People last week, because this is the week to momentarily abandon nostalgia and turn to the here and now.

Today The Uninvited opens up in theaters and I’m sad to say it contains no nudity.

A remake of the acclaimed 2003 South Korean fright flick Janghwa, Hongryeon, The Uninvited not only has no nudity in itself, but boasts a cast of never-nude actresses to boot!

It’s like a stake through the heart, this skinlessness!

Skingy as they are, many of the movie’s stars are tangentially connected to some great nudity. My hope is that pointing out all the opportunities to show skin these act-chests have blown (but not really) over the years will shame them into flashing flesh in the future.

Read more after the bite.