They've been very, very naughty girls.
Get into a little corporal bun-ishment with Mr. Skin's top 10 asstastic spanking scenes! For this list, we've stuck to the classic "open hand on butt" move, with torturously tasty stars like Brigitte Bardot and Jessica Alba. You'll be doing a little spanking of your own.
There are women out there who like a nice tap on the tush every now and then, but Keira Knightley isn't one of them. In fact, she says in a new interview that she almost turned down her starring role in A Dangerous Method because of its spanking scenes.
After being reassured by director David Cronenberg that the scenes would be "clinical" and "not voyeuristic in that way" (whatever that means), Keira was able to screw up her courage and do a scene where she is tied to a bed and spanked. It helped that co-star Michael Fassbender wasn't actually hitting her, but a box next to her on the bed, but Keira says she still needed some liquid courage:
"I did a couple of shots of vodka - definitely - beforehand, and then a couple of glasses of champagne as a celebration of never having to do that again," Keira told The Hollywood Reporter this week.
Speaking of flogging (flogging the bishop, that is) join us after the jump for some of Mr. Skin's favorite spanking scenes!
This picture of Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from NBC's Community absolutely tore up the Internet this weekend, and for good reason. The retro lingerie, high heels, and hairbrush play pluck this pic from the ranks of ordinary GQ girls and put it on a first-class flight to fetish town. Bettie Page-style lesbian fetish scene? Spanks a million, ladies!
The cherry on the sexy sundae is that these comediennes are hilarious as well as hot. In the skinterview accompanying this pickle-pleasing pic, Alison and Gillian playfully trade one-liners on the subject of sex:
"It's just so deadly serious to each of us but hilarious to everyone else," Jacobs says. "When you're having sex with someone," Brie adds, "it really is similar to putting yourself out there and saying, 'I think this is funny and I hope you laugh.'"
"Fake it till you make it," Jacobs says. "That's what my drama teacher used to say."
Brie: "I don't think she was talking about sex."
Community returns to NBC this fall, but until then we've got plenty of spanking scenes for your wanking dreams right here at MrSkin.com!
We’ve seen British act-chest Keira Knightey drop her bloomers for some historical hootage in films like The Edge of Love (2009), The Duchess (2008), and Silk (2007), and now she’s taking on the kinky role of a slap-happy psychiatric patient in A Dangerous Method (2011).
Directed by David Cronenberg, who sexplored similarly taboo territory in Videodrome (1983), A Dangerous Method is ostensibly about the relationship between psychology pioneers Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung as they develop their theory of psychoanalysis. That’s all fine, but Skin Central’s raging id is more interested in Keira’s role as Sabina Spielrein, a Russian mental patient whose problems stem from her repressed sexual desires, particularly the desire to be hit by men (yowza!).
Michael Fassbender, as the good Dr. Jung, graciously offers to help Keria with her slapping sickness. His prescription? A good spanking, of course! Think he’ll cure her of her oral fixation, too?
Lie back on the couch and watch the trailer for A Dangerous Method after the jump!
Sure, it's more PC to call them "administrative professionals," but Mr. Skin has a feeling these naughty note-takers don't mind. When you see these secretaries bend over and take dic(k)tation, you're the one that's going to get a raise!
More after the jump!
It's Christmas Eve and that means that the theaters will be packed with families looking to get a break from Holiday festivities in darkened movie houses. It also means that the chance of seeing actresses get naked on screen in new releases drops like Santa down the chimney. Luckily Mr. Skin is here to tell you where to see this holiday season's sexy starlets showing skin.
Gulliver's Travels
The big (in more ways than one) comedy of Christmas weekend is the skin-free family film Gulliver's Travels, in theaters Christmas Day. Adapted from the famous Jonathon Swift satire, Gulliver's Travels stars Jack Black in the title role and Emily Blunt and Amanda Peet as luscious Lilliputian ladies.
Thankfully not all thankfully not all of Emily and Amanda's roles have been so family-friendly. In the 2004 flick My Summer of Love, Emily shows off her UK T&A repeatedly while lezzing out with her Sapphic scissor sisterNathalie Press. And Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Amanda Peet first showed off her perky c-cups in the 2000 gangster comedy The Whole Nine Yards. So forget Gulliver's travels to Lilliput and travel to the DVD store for some skin-and-butt!
Little Fockers
Also opening in theaters this weekend, Teri Polo and Jessica Alba costar in Little Fockers, the latest installment of the successful comedy series starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. But if you want to see Teri and Jessica's little fockers, you'll have to look elsewhere, because this holiday comedy is about as hot as Frosty the Snowman.
So if you want a little something to stuff your stocking, go check out Teri going bare-y in 1993's Quick. She gets topless twice and that will have you reaching for your polo stick.
And to see Jessica strip, fast forward to the six-minute mark of The Killer Inside Me, in which Ms. Alba made her nude debut earlier this year in a scene where her boyfriend belts her bare butt. Jessica's reddened rump will turn your little focker into a big focker!
Last year, MILFY Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker groused to a magazine about how she thought her nude bathtub scene in the dope-filled Showtime hit was unnecessary.
Mary-Louise must have recently had a change of heart about setting fire to our parts, because on last night's episode, she outdid all her other Weeds nude scenes combined.
Puff, puff, and pass a little boob, boob, and ass, because M-L shows some skintoxicating T&A when her bar owner beau pulls down her panties, spanks her bare butt with a belt, then takes her from behind against the bar. They even get into a kinky slap fight!
As always, we've got the pics and clips up here, so you can watch Parker's man pork 'er. Look at those dimebags and smokin' ass jiggle!
Back in January, our hopes (among other things) rose when we received a skin report regarding one of the most lusted-after ladies at MrSkin.com, the skincomparable Jessica Alba, in The Killer Inside Me. After years of her teasing in bikinis and panties, would we finally be able to get a peek at that juicy Jessi-can?
The cut that was seen at Sundance may be different than the one in theaters now. We've just added the clips and pics to the site today, and in one scene, we see Alba being whipped by Casey Affleck. We noticed with much skinterest that the camera pans in one uncut motion from face to bruised butt.
As always, we had the Skin Lab techs go over it with a fine-tooth comb. The face-to-fanny pan is extremely promising, but note that Jessica's hair is somewhat obscuring half her face.
Skin Labs' verdict: this is the real deal peeled Alba.
One technician even said, "After that last pan, it's either her, or the best body double in the history of body doubles."
As if not to be outdone, costar Caitlin Turner takes out her tush, and Kate Hudson--whose surprisingly bootylicious seat meat we've long touted at Mr. Skin--gets spanked, open-handed, and the jiggling cheek action will make butt-lovers go ape.
Don't miss our jawdropping clips from The Killer Inside Me here! And then leave us a comment — do YOU think this Jessica Alba's naked ass, or the work of a body double?
