Posts tagged with strippers

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

Mr. Skin Has a Few Casting Ideas

According to the Hollywood rumor mill, German writer/director Marc Vorlander is at work on the follow-up to the 1995 skinstant classic Showgirls, called Showgirls: Story of Hope.

The details are sketchy at best, but blogs are reporting that the plot will have Rena Riffel's character Penny traveling to Frankfurt, Germany, to seek revenge on the people responsible for giving her brother a deadly dose of cocaine.

There is also a trippy-looking teaser video for the movie that you can watch here.

Since all the casting is still up in the air, we at MrSkin.com have decided to take a stab at casting this flick, under the assumption that all the main characters will be returning.

With no other information to go on, we’ll do what we do in Vegas. We gamble.

For Nomi Malone, the hooker-turned-stripper-turned-showgirl played by a nude Elizabeth Berkley in the original, we have three suggestions:

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 and Nip/Tuck fame for her trashy, bisexual, frizzy-haired sex appeal; Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, whose ice cream photoshoot put all sorts of ideas into her fans’ heads; and recent newsmaker Taylor Swift, who would be a perfect naïve ingénue.

We also have three suggestions for Crystal Connors, Nomi’s arch rival and would-be lesbian lover. In the original, the role was played by Gina Gershon.

Our choices are: Marisa Tomei, who was one of our favorite strippers of all time in The Wrestler; Megan Fox, whose refusal to get nude would immediately disqualify her with extreme prejudice; and Rosario Dawson, who’s a little young for the part, but more than sexy enough.

Roll the dice and read the rest of our suggested cast list after the jump.

It's the top(less) twenty!

We're one week away from revealing the number one nude scene ever, and excitement's at an all time high as numbers 20 through 11 are unveiled!

Part 9 includes perennial Mr Skin favorites like Pam Grier, Jennifer Connelly, and Heather Graham nude. With stripped n' sexy star power like this, you can only imagine how skincendiary the top spot will be!

Just press "more" and start the slideshow!

At Long Last—Jessica Biel Nude Pics from Powder Blue

If you've spent any time at all on MrSkin.com lately, you've heard the nudity news of the decade: Jessica Biel plays a stripper who actually strips in Powder Blue, revealing her tits on a strip-club stage and covering them in hot candle wax under sensuous red lights, then showing off her famous bubble butt (and some more boobs) after a sexual encounter.

But finally we can do more than talk. Mr Skin members now have access to a stunning collection of pics featuring Jessica Biel nude. The sight of Jessica Biel's breasts naked and covered in candle wax, her pert nipples standing at attention, should be enough to tide you over until June 9th, when Powder Blue hits DVD and you'll be able to see Jessica Biel nakedly writhing on a strip-club stage in full motion right here at MrSkin.com.

To see pics from Powder Blue, click on Jessica Biel's name to visit her actress page on Mr Skin.

Hump and grind!

Celebrating those hard-working ladies of gentleman's clubs who selflessly peel down and shake their naked bods for our pleasure is a long-standing tradition here at MrSkin.com. Especially when, like Marisa Tomei nude in The Wrestler and Jessica Biel in Powder Blue, the stripper is actually stripping.

But today, we'd like to celebrate the art of the striptease: the sensuous, naughty bump-and-grind dance that usually occurs away from the strip-club stage.

Click "more" and join us as we count down the top ten naked celebrity stripteasers. From Jacinda Barrett to Demi Moore to Rebecca Romijn, they've got enough ap-PEEL to make you squeal.

You’ll Wank, You’ll Spank, and You’ll Yank, too, to Crank 2

Upcoming action flick Crank 2: High Voltage with often-nude Bai Ling and semi-topless Amy Smart was deemed by distributors too heart-racing and pulse-pounding to screen for the largely sedentary, junk-food-addicted class of movie critics, so there has been no direct reporting on the film’s skin content.

But thanks to a NSFW trailer on Ropeofsilicon.com, Mr Skin can now confirm the presence of bare boobage in this story of an assassin who has to recharge his artificial heart every hour by running levels of electricity through his body that would kill a normal one.

This electrifying actioner will give you a lightning rod in your pants.

Read more after the jump.

I've decided to quit my job and move to Vegas to be a stripper...

Hef's Ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson to Help Your Pole with Her Own Stripper Pole

What's a former Playmate to do when she's outgrown the Mansion (and moved beyond being known as one of Hugh Hefner's triple team of girlfriends)? If she's Kendra Wilkinson she takes it to the bedroom.

Showing off every inch of her naked body on The Girls Next Door wasn't enough for comely Kendra. Now the perky blonde wants to teach her sexy moves to lucky ladies everywhere with her own stripper pole and stripper workout video. Reports Us Weekly:

Coming to a store near you: Kendra Wilkinson's new line of stripper poles!

"I'm coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout," The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.

"It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better," she continued. "Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it."

We love the idea of a Kendra Wilkinson stripper pole and accompanying workout video, but Kendra's insistence that hers will out-do Carmen Electra's got us thinking, and we came up with a great idea: ex-Playmate strip-off! But let's not stop at Kendra and Carmen. Other past Playboy posers like Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy could get in on the fun too. Obviously the whole compeTITion would be broadcast on The Girls Next Door, with a fully nude version included on the DVD edition. Who do you think would come out on top in an ex-Playmate strip-off? Let us know in the comments.