How's that for a tongue twister?
Speaking of, we wouldn't mind introducing ours to the exposed areola of the over 40 but still fantastic Jennifer Lopez, who experienced a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction" while performing for a massive crowd at Bologna, Italy's Unipol Arena last week.
Apparently there is no word in Italian for "double-sided nipple tape", a condition for which we should all be thankful.
Choke your bologna with nude pics and clips of Jennifer Lopez right here at MrSkin.com!
As the 64th annual Primetime Emmy Awards were heating up Sunday night, Sofia Vergara’s magnificent Columbian caboose decided it could no longer be contained. The Modern Family star’s amazing ass-et broke the zipper on her evening gown, and Sofia helpfully tweeted the resulting back crack to the world saying:
“Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!.”
While Sofia may be better known for the colossal casabas on her chest, that thong-clad can appeals to the butt man in all of us. Unfortunately, a dastardly stylist was on hand to fix the wardrobe malfunction before Ms. Vergara hit the stage, but the picture will live on forever.
Get a glimpse of Sofia’s glutes without the thong in the Making of 2002 Sofia Vergara Calendar (2002), right here at MrSkin.com!
Didja catch those pics of Katy Perry's epic butt flash at the Raging Waters (now officially re-named Raging Wood) Water Park in San Dimas, CA over the weekend? We sure did.
Katy's can has been blowing up the 'net ever since the pics were released, and like the cheeky (pun, as always, intended) little pop tart she is, Katy thinks she should get something in return for all of that free publicity. She took to Twitter Monday night to submit her request:
Who needs the water park? We've got a slip n' slide for you right here, Katy...
Check out Katy Perry's Wet n' Wild Wardrobe Malfunction here at the Mr. Skin blog, and see more sexy celebs exposed on our Celeb Lip Slips: Secret Crotch Shots playlist, right here at MrSkin.com!
Is Katy Perry trying our for the sequel to Piranha 3DD (tentatively titled Piranha 3DDD)? Because these might be the best butt shots we've ever seen of the voluptuous pop tart.
And from the looks of it, her famous funbags popped out as well as she took a tumble at the Raging Waters Water Park (more like Raging Wood, amirite?) in San Dimas, CA.
She's facing away from the camera, but closer SKINspection may reveal a nip slip to go along with the full moon. Maybe if we stare at it for a few more hours...
See more from Katy Perry's wet n' wild wardrobe malfunction after the jump!

You might not have noticed it, but Tuesday night during the Olympic women's water polo match a Spanish player's breast was exposed on live tv during an underwater tussle with American Kamie Craig.
Apparently, players grabbing and pulling on each other's suits is common in water polo, and so the only people shocked (or pleasantly surprised) by the exposure were viewers who saw it on TV. It's definitely a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment--look just above where Craig's arm is pulling on her opponent's suit, and you'll see the Olympian orb laid bare.
If you just became a water polo fan too, you can train for Olympic pocket pool by watching women's water polo all day tomorrow, August 3 from 2:40 pm to 7:40 pm EST.
And be sure to vote for your favorite feats of nude athleticism in Mr. Skin's Inaugural Skinlympics...It's going on now and it's FREE to watch, so what are you waiting for? Vote now!

Usually we have no regrets about spending our lives doing things besides hang out on the Santa Monica pier. Sure, the weather's always nice there, but we think it's nicer having all the things like showers and wi-fi and air conditioning that come with living indoors.
Until now.
Apparently Kate Upton was recently booted from the popular SoCal beach bum hangout after a wardrobe malfunction left her breasts exposed to the crowd that had gathered to watch her GQ photo shoot. As Kate tells the San Francisco Chronicle:
"We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece. And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off!" Kate said. "I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica pier – it was so embarrassing. You wouldn’t think that would happen with a one-piece!"
And you're telling us that NOT ONE of those street performers and hackey sack players and bodybuilders and guys who will write your name on a grain of rice took pictures? Tragic.
UPDATE: Pervert-at-large "Uncle" Terry Richardson DID take video of Kate's bra-busting escapade (of course he did). Unfortunately, you still can't see much, but you can see what Terry did catch after the jump!