The Big O: A 2008 Top Ten Review

10. Christina Ricci
She may never leave the list. I was thinking about how quiet she is- keeps to herself, never really in the limelight, but then Skin said something about watching Black Snake Moan the other night and I found myself rushing to grab my own copy just to watch the first fifteen minutes again. She's got some pretty serious staying power in my book. Even though she didn't get naked this year in any of her projects she's got a busy 2009 ahead of her so I'm just going to hope she gets back on her sexy train and shows those high-beams.

9. Halle Berry
Miss thang spent most of 2008 being pregnant and gorgeous so there wasn't too much chance of seeing her berries on screen unless you got your hands on the Blu-Ray edition of Monster's Ball. Recently however she was seen filming what I think may have been her new movie Frankie and Alice, she's sporting this wicked fro and matching 70's getup when all of a sudden her left boobie just couldn't take the polyester anymore and made a break for it. While we may still have to wait a while for her next project and her pre-baby body to come back, I'm happily enjoying what she has to offer in the meantime.

8. Penelope Cruz
You can usually find Penelope at an event, out at a restaurant or if you 're lucky- on a beach in a bikini somewhere fabulous. But every year I know she deserves many thanks for getting naked and parading her amazing body around for people other than her boy toy Javier Bardem to see. This year she got hot and heavy with Scarlett Johansson in Vicky Cristina Barcelona and took it all off for us in Elegy, but she's already got three new films coming out in 2009 and with her reputation it won't be long before we get to see those Spanish sambas again.

7. Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jenna Jenna, how I love thee. Every top ten needs at least one porn star on it. This year my sweet seductress of slit announced that she's preggers- and with twins! Personally I think it's great- she's been trying for kids for a while now without success but thanks to the ultimate fighting sperm of Tito Ortiz she will finally get her wish. Congrats to them both, I'm assuming it will be a pretty easy birth (just turn your head and cough). And even though she already said earlier that she's retiring from the Porn Industry she'll probably never retire from the nude industry, so check her out in Zombie Strippers. I'm also buying the relatively new Jenna Loves Diamonds this weekend, I can't wait- I'll be sure and let you all know how awesome it is.

6. Sienna Miller
Now here's a girl that loves being topless. In the movies, at hotels, or on the beach, this Getty loving gal is all about exposure. This year it was all about her scandalous affair, lawsuits over papo pics, and glimpses of full frontal flesh for Hippie Hippie Shake (which I'm very much looking forward to). All the bullshit aside, when it comes to her career she's right on track. She's in Mysteries of Pittsburgh (which she so eloquently referred to as "Shitsburgh") with Mena Suvari where she has a nude scene with Peter Sarsgaard (Maggie better watch her hubbie's ass or Sienna will make it hers) and next year she'll be showing a bit of tit in The Edge of Love and getting hot in G.I. Joe

5. Charlize Theron
Charlize is one of those women that I have always found exceedingly attractive through the years, she's pretty high up on the list I'll admit, but pretty high she will remain (just one more reason I love her). She didn't have any nudity this year but watch out for 2009- it has already been reported that she will be nude in The Burning Plain. She only did a few movies this year, but I always look forward to seeing her on screen. Not only because she sexy and smokin, but because she dislikes The Hills as much as I do. Love you girl!

4. Katy Perry
When I did my initial post of the Top Ten list, there was some backlash for putting Miss Katy in the top five. The reason I did was not only because she's talented and made a song that I still can't get out of my head to this day, but because she's fun loving and fucking hot. Since that post her boob-cast for charity sold on ebay for $3,550.00, popped her top on stage, and is currently soaking up the sun in Mexico in a tini-bikini. All that in just a few months? 2009 is going to be great!

3. Megan Fox
Foxy Fox has made a splash this year and really mapped out what will hopefully be a more revealing 2009. She was sheerly entertaining in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People where she almost had her first topless scene- but wore pasties. Damn. Also this year she was in a movie called Whore, which, I haven't seen yet but can only hope is as accurate as the title. Megan will be a very busy lady in 2009, another transformers movie and a few more in her queue, I'm just going to keep praying she caves sooner than later and wow's us with her wahwahs.

2. Elisha Cuthbert
My favorite little blonde has been a busy girl this year, but not because she was busy making movies as she was only in one film this year, but because of her crazy love life with hockey players! She's dated a few in her past but was recently the focus of a slander suspension when her old BF Sean Avery called her his "sloppy seconds" because she was dating a guy on the team he was playing against. The envy was obviously just too much- if she's the prize then I'd take his sloppy seconds every day. Watch out for her next year when she makes a comeback on 24- now that she's a little older we can only hope she sexes up her character!

1. Lindsay Lohan
By now you all should know how I feel about Lindsay. She's been "laying low" for the last few months but I'm still keeping tabs on my busty bosom buddy. This year was all about making the switch- of teams that is... While she can't really decide is she's a Lesbian or not, I've decided it doesn't matter as long as she promises to stay open about it so when I meet her I might still have a chance. But with PETA attacks and Racial slurs aside, I still can't help but want to do nasty things to her, my most watched clips are still the stripper scenes from I Know Who Killed Me, and I've almost ruined two keyboards after drooling over pics of her in those see-though black shirts without a bra and tight black leggings... Keep em coming Lindsay...

Many thanks to all who made this an amazing year, and to those who have bee reading faithfully- I love you- and I can't wait for 2009 and all the boobies it will bring us.

See you next year!

XX~ The Big O



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