Posts tagged with Sienna Miller

Summer is coming... I can hear the music playing and see the hippie ladies dancing in the rain...

Before I re-vamp this top ten list for the new year, I'm feeling like making a pro and con list for those who are already on it. I'm not sure what will happen in 2009 but I know that when it's left up to the celebutards, anything is possible...

Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads. Discuss.

Once upon a time yours truly was a blonde. I'm sure you can't picture it but it's true. Growing up a little blondie I always thought I had it made because "blondes do it better". It's a great saying, but it's not until you've tried it all that you can really say anything one way or another. The truth is, it all depends what you're trying to accomplish, or who you're trying to attract.

Take a dive into The Big O's Top Ten!

I always love a good top ten list, we have so many here at Mr. Skin and being around that all the time can sometime lead to making my own lists just for fun. For example there's the Top Ten best boobs in Hollywood, all the way to the Top Ten chicks I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. With that in mind I'm feeling compelled to explain myself and my personal list...

Hey Big O- Who's in YOUR Top 10?

It started out as just an conversation among friends. Elisha Cuthbert or Scarlett Johansson? Gisele Bundchen or Marisa Miller? The "To-Do" list first circulated through the guys; who's hot, who's too old, who's a "Classic Beauty" and doable for all time, who's not old enough yet (or "The Untouchables"), and of course who's name will never come close to gracing the list. I have a basic rule- If they don't make you drool, they don't make the list.

It's CGI Crotch Hair for Hippie Hippie Shake

Stars often go through a lot to embody a role. Jared Leto got portly to portray John Lennon killer Mark David Chapman for Chapter 27, Nicole Kidman donned a fake nose for The Hours, and Charlize Theron took on the seemingly impossible task of disguising her mindbending beauty for Monster.

But when it comes to playing a swinging '60s hippie onscreen, Sienna Miller draws the line at slacking on her pubic-hair grooming regimen!

Sienna goes full frontal in a scene for the upcoming Hippie Hippie Shake, and when the highers-up began to edit it, they discovered that Sienna's Brazilian bikini wax was a distracting anachronism in a movie about the wild and very, very woolly 1960s. A source told The Daily Mirror:

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Unfortunately, Brazilian waxes weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on display. A merkin simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were enhanced, giving her a rather unruly bush. All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along."

Technology is such an amazing thing. It can create realistic battle scenes in space movies, a talking Stuart Little, and now, a fantastically fluffy muff. Who would have thought Sienna Miller's vagina would have something in common with Jar Jar Binks?

After the break, see some sexy actresses who went the merkin route for their mufftastic movie roles!

Sienna Miller Gets Naked in Public! Again! And It Only Gets Hotter Every Time!

This is the Summer of Sienna Miller Topless and that means, dear readers, that we are all living in the Greatest Period of Existence in Human History.

After losing her shirt (and being photographed without it) repeatedly in the past week, the English eyeful has upped the impact this time by not only baring her boobs, but by having lucky fumbler Balthazar Getty juggle her ripe, luscious, rose-dipped suckables in the surf.

Visit Egotastic for the complete Sienna Miller nude round-up.

After the cut: You've seen Sienna Miller's boobs, now see her pubes!