The Big O: Top Ten List (Part One)

10. Christina Ricci
This goes back further than anyone else on the list. Born in 1980 she was in many of the movies I watched growing up. At first I fell in love with the dark little bitch known as Wednesday- then I was jealous of her giant boobs that she actually tried to hide in Now and Then. But once I saw The Ice Storm when she was the young sex curious uncaring drinker- that was it for me. I officially wanted to BE her.

Christina did a fabulous job of slutting it up in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and finally letting out her sweater puppets with her first nude scene in her production Prozac Nation.

And then there was Monster. There's nothing I love more then to see one of my favorite girls take pleasure in another girl, especially if it's Charlize Theron, who I was trying to picture looking like she normally did rather than a man.

Up to this point in her career I'm totally sold- but she did it once again in Black Snake Moan- I mean- holy F*** did I want to suffer that crazy sex addiction she "suffered" from. Her second nude scene to date she leaves me wanting more of that nonchalant persona and those sweet D's.


9. Halle Berry
Beautiful Miss Berry, a new mom to daughter Nahla with the ex of Samantha from Sex in the City is hot hot hot with some serious milk jugs, like I needed another reason to think she's gorgeous.

Her best performance would have to be Monsters Ball, with what had to be the most intense on screen sex scene I've ever seen- I actually wanted a cigarette after watching it.

She's amazing- I surely wasn't expecting perfect breasts behind that book in Swordfish but I was more than happy to receive them. Those are the breasts that most women want- pert, firm, and since she's had her daughter they've only gotten better.

While I was disappointed that Gothika used a body double, I’m hoping that becoming a mom hasn't turned her off to sharing that wonderland of a body from us.

8. Penelope Cruz
Who would have thought that this lovely Latin lady would end up with her lover from her first movie Jamon Jamon (nude scene included). At the ripe young age of 18 she first featured her flawless bosom to the world and to this day they're just as wonderful as they first were.

Now 34, she's dated many of her co-stars like Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky and Javier Bardem from Vicky Christina Barcelona. But it's her classic look and sexy voice that really gets me started. Her enticing dance and passionate kiss (again with Charlize) in Head in the Clouds didn't hurt either, and was feverishly erotic. As was her sexy bondage scene with Johnny Depp in Blow, another movie where her ability to seduce a man is proved in only minutes.

After 47 movies and 10 nude scenes- I'd say that Miss Cruz has plenty of time to continue to leave us in awe and amazement of her many talents.

7. Jenna Jameson
Oh Jenna, you may be wondering what she's doing in this top ten since she's only been seen in a few main stream movies such as the famous first-naked-lady-on-the-radio scene in Private Parts with Howard Stern and her most recent project Zombie Strippers, but she holds a very special place in my heart.

Do you remember the first Porn star that you actually liked enough to remember their name? Yeah, that was Jenna to me when I was 17.

Jenna was the reason that I could see and understand why everyone should enjoy that which is a woman, she was just so freaking sexy I couldn't stand it. She has since retired from being on screen in the industry, she's still working as a producer and director- but getting ready to have twins with her man, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. She has been through a lot and I wish her the best of luck.


6. Sienna Miller
This young lady has done a lot with her career as well as her love life for someone who has only been on the scene since 2002. At 27, she has already appeared nude in five of the 12 mainstream films she has done. Even though this girl was born in the USA it's very clear that she's been brought up in Europe because she has no problem taking it all off no matter where she is.

It's all about seduction for Miss Miller- she's dated many of her co-stars like of James Franco whom she costarred with in Camille in 2007. Just before that she was very hot on set with Hayden Christensen during Factory Girl in 2006, some people said Sienna and Hayden actually got it on for their love scene but they both denied it (of course). And who could forget that she was engaged to her co-star from Alfie the British heartthrob Jude Law? He was caught diddling the nanny so that didn't last- I'm still trying to figure out what he was thinking...

With a long list of famous lovers under her belt and a bit of indiscretion she has the perfect equation for a starlet. Last seen dating Balthazar Getty such a short time after his split with his wife some think she's quite the adulteress- but as long as she's still showing it all on screen and off- I'll be happy.

Stay tuned next week for the second half of the Top Ten list:

5. Charlize Theron
4. Katy Perry
3. Megan Fox
2. Elisha Cuthbert

And of course, Miss Lindsay Lohan, who has yet to be knocked from my #1 spot.

Many thanks to Chris Roo for his amazing photography, for more of his work please visit: www.chrisroo.com