Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
If a stripper doesn't strip, can you still call her a stripper? It's a question for the ages. And although we at Mr. Skin don't approve of non-nude dancers, we do have a certain appreciation for them--after all, it could be the first step to peeling down for real? So even though some actresses have played strippers and accidently popped a nip or lip, like Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they still made our list of the top 10 strippers who don't strip nude because the intention wasn't there.
Take it all off!
10
Alyssa Milano in Buying the Cow (2002)
… Udderly skinless.
9
Goldie Hawn in CrissCross (1992)
… No Criss Cross to bare.
8
Teri Hatcher in Tango & Cash (1989)
… Exotic dancing without depantsing.
7
Brittany Murphy in Spun (2002)
… No tittany.
6
Rose McGowan in Planet Terror (2007)
… No nudes: the real Terror.
5
Halle Berry in The Last Boy Scout (1991)
… The Last Boob Drought.
4
Jessica Alba in Sin City (2005)
. . . She’s still ap-peel-ing.
3
Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
… I Know Who Killed My Boner.
2
Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
… From bra till thong.
1
Natalie Portman in Closer (2004)
… Clothedser.
Comments
Not for the list, but the fact that someone would come up with the idea that an actress would play a stripper and yet not BE a stripper! That's like hiring a cook that doesn't even boil water.