Artie Lange Loves Naked Marisa Tomei. See Why (and How)!


Beloved, behemoth, beachfront-home-owning Howard Stern Show sidekick and all-around hilarity-maker Artie Lange recently proclaimed his profound passion for Marisa Tomei's ta-ta's. Mr. Skin is delighted to deliver the topless goods!

The good-hearted, gargantuan Garden State goombah has long been one of Mr. Skin’s favorites and so, in extra special honor of Artie’s recent return from cracking up the troops (in a good way) in Afghanistan, let us give the great man what he wants (other than meatballs, Jack Daniels, prostitutes, unmarked prescription pads, good odds on the American League in the All-Star Game, and a sequel to Beer League).