Secret Diary of a Body Double

Why We Didn’t See Billie Piper’s Poppers Last Night on Showtime

Dear Secret Diary of Skin,

Last night, season three of the skin-filled UK series Secret Diary of a Call Girl premiered on Showtime.

And, as she’s done so many times before, the seriously sexy Billie Piper used a body double to bare T&A in a kinky naked tie-up scene with one of her clients.

Last year, Billie used a body double because she was pregnant, but now that she’s popped out her kid, it seems like she should be showing off those post-natal knockers.

What’s the point of being a mom if you’re not going to be a MILF?

Still and all (as they say in the UK), whoever the proud owner of these boobs and butt is, she should be proud.

Yours in nudity,

The Count