Last Bango In Par-ass: DVD Roundup 2-15-11

This week on DVD, the disappointingly skin-free You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger gives us a look at Naomi Watts in her underwear.

But on Blu-ray, we get a hi-def picture of the recently departed Maria Schneider accepting a delivery in the rear in the skin classic Last Tango in Paris and a parade of A-list hooterage in the biopic Chaplin, starring Robert Downey Jr.

No wonder he later became the Iron Man.

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Not nude on DVD, Naomi Watts and Lucy Punch costar in the romantic comedy You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. Never-been-nude Lucy shows up in a lot of sexy outfits, and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Naomi strips down to her black bra and panties but there's not a boob or a butt in sight. Watts up with that, Naomi?

Last Tango in Paris

Nude, lewd, and taking it like a dude on Blu-Ray, the late great Maria Schneider gives an erect-rifying performance in the 1973 skinstant classic Last Tango in Paris. She's naked throughout but an hour and 16 minutes in you'll be saying "pass the butter" when Brando greases up his Marlon and sticks it into her tight little Schneider. Last Tango in Paris will have you tripping the light ass-tastic.

Chaplin

Also nude on Blu-Ray, it's an avalanche of A-list T in the 1992 biopic Chaplin starring Robert Downey Jr. Get ready to see the titty lights when Milla Jovovich, Diane Lane, and Moira Kelly all get topless. It'll turn your little tramp into a great dictator.