You've got some decisions to make if you're looking for big-screen nudity this weekend, as we've got a trio of titillating titles to choose from: first, Olivia Munn's nude debut (as well as magical mams from Mircea Monroe and Riley Keough) in Magic Mike (2012); then, an anonymous topless party-goer provides the best ten seconds of Ted (2012); and finally, Take This Waltz (2011) finally hits theaters so you can see Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams go full-frontal on the big screen. Though if this review is any indication, you might be better off just checking out the clip here at Mr. Skin:
We know what you're thinking. "Mr. Skin," you are saying to yourself. "I already know there's nudity in this movie. But Matthew McConaughey? Not really my thing." To which we say, it's true that Magic Mike (2012) is based on star Channing Tatum's real-life experiences working as a male stripper before he hit the big time. But it's also true that director Steven Soderberg brings his deft touch to the story, infusing it with wit and insight that makes Magic Mike much more than eye candy for the bachelorette party set. Still not convinced? How does the long-awaited topless debut of Attack of the Show hottie Olivia Munn a mere one minute into the film strike your fancy? We'll even throw in the big bombers of blonde babe Mircea Monroe, Rescue Me's Cody Horn in a bikini, and Riley Keough's nude debut at the 1 hour, 28 minute mark. Now that's our kind of Magic show.
Family Guy creator Seth McFarland makes his big-screen debut with Ted (2012). Like all kids, young John Bennett wishes that his favorite toy, an oversized teddy bear named Ted, would come to life. Unlike other kids, John gets his wish. Fast-forward about 25 years, and John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (Voiced by McFarland) are still best friends, and Ted has grown from an innocent, sweet-natured cub into a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking party animal. But John's girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis) is sick of sharing him with a stuffed animal and insists that John take the bong out of his mouth and kick Ted to the curb. Unconstrained by network censors, McFarland's humor reaches nude heights of vulgarity, including a topless demonstration of how "Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits" 57 minutes in. Now that's what we call animal magnetism!
Margot (Michelle Williams) is torn between her sensitive husband Lou (Seth Rogan) and hot new neighbor Daniel (Luke Kirby) in Take this Waltz (2011). On the plane ride home from a trip abroad, Margot flirts with sexy stranger Daniel, but their sexual tension turns into the regular ol' awkward kind when they get home and realize that they are neighbors. Margot's sporadic work as a freelance writer gives her plenty of time to obsess over the quirky, rickshaw-pulling Daniel, a crush she shares with her best friend and confidant Geraldine (Sara Silverman). You won't be laughing, but you'll have a smile on your face when foxy funny-gal Sarah Silverman makes an impressive full-frontal nude debut in the locker room 41 minutes in.The showers continue at the 51 minute mark, as Michelle brings out her beguiling boobsters and bush to get slippery. So forget the waltz and do the one-handed tango with yourself.
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