Ted (2012) is hitting Blu-ray shelves today, and that means it's time to wrap up our Ted caption contest. A hard-felt thanks to all the hilarious commenters who quipped in for the competition, the Skin Staff got some big laughs out of your truly skinspired captions!
After carefully reviewing the entries, there were a few punsters who stood out above the rest.
See the winners after the jump!
The gifts are coming early for a few lucky Skin fans this year; because Ted (2012) is being released on Blu-ray December 11th, and we've got a chance for you to win a fabulous Ted prize pack! All you have to do is provide your own caption to the photo above* in the comments and you're entered to win!
Winners will receive a prize pack courtesy of our friends at Universal Studios' Home Entertainment that includes Ted (2012) on Blu-ray, a Ted luggage tag, a mini-poster, two Thunder Buddy Sticks, and a Ted scarf in case you run into Mila Kunis on the street somewhere and want to impress her with your superfan stylings.
We'll be picking three winners, so give us your wittiest, most inventive, most outrageous caption in the comments section, and the authors of our three favorites will receive a prize pack! We're looking for the funniest captions we can get, so pun away, Skin fans!
*THE FINE PRINT: Multiple entries are allowed within reason (more than 4 or 5, and we can guarantee you won't win 'cause we'll be too annoyed with you). Winners will be contacted via email, so please make sure your email registration info is up-to-date before entering. Winners will be picked by Skin Central at 12:00 pm CST on Tuesday, December 11th and announced on the Mr. Skin blog the same day.
So if it's not shame that keeps Mila Kunis covered, then what is it? Seriously, if you know, please tell us.
Mila's been at the top of Mr. Skin's Most Wanted Nudes list for years, and while nothing compares to boobs (on screen, that is), her sexy little short-shorts and sweaty rocker-chick look in a new Interview magazine photo shoot is solid fantasy fodder that will tide us over for a few weeks, at least.
"I guess you could say that I have no shame," she says in the accompanying interview with her Oz the Great and Powerful co-star James Franco. "I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of—including myself. I think that you have to laugh at the absurdity of this entire industry and the absurdity of what it is we do. If I didn't, I'd go crazy."
So is the Mila you see on screen the "real" Mila? "I've been pretty good about being who I am in the public's eye. I don't necessarily put on an act when I go on Jay Leno or dress differently in public than I do in private. I'd like to think I'm the same person, more or less," she adds.
...Except for the push-up bras, of course. Asked if That '70s Show and her 2002 Stuff Magazine cover made her popular in high school, Mila says: "No, I wasn't, because in real life I didn't wear push-up bras. They were like, 'You don't look like you do in those pictures. This is false advertisement.' And I was like, 'I know, tell me about it.' I don't even think the boys spoke to me."
We're sure things have changed quite a bit since then.
Lube up with more pics of Mila Kunis in the garage after the jump!
Ted (2012) is a bona fide hit. But among the millions of people who went to go see Seth McFarland's live-action feature debut this weekend, there's one group in particular that's all a-flutter over this flick. Can you guess who it is? (Besdies Mila Kunis fans, of course.)
It's plushies, of course! Not to be confused with furries, plushies get their kicks from dressing up (and getting it on) like stuffed animals, and they've already taken on Ted's foul-mouthed, horny stuffed protagonist as their, uh, spirit animal.
TMZ reports that McFarland has already been contacted by the XXX website clips4sale.com, where plushies congregate online, about adopting Ted as their mascot:
"The site fired off a letter to Seth saying, 'Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal.' The letter continues, 'We are very serious and would like to engage in talks with you at your earliest convenience.' "
No word yet on whether McFarland will accept.
We don't have any sexy teddy bear pics, but we've got lots of content from Ted star Mila Kunis right here at MrSkin.com!
You've got some decisions to make if you're looking for big-screen nudity this weekend, as we've got a trio of titillating titles to choose from: first, Olivia Munn's nude debut (as well as magical mams from Mircea Monroe and Riley Keough) in Magic Mike (2012); then, an anonymous topless party-goer provides the best ten seconds of Ted (2012); and finally, Take This Waltz (2011) finally hits theaters so you can see Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams go full-frontal on the big screen.
More after the jump!
