Mr. Skin's Oscar Rubdown! [PICS]

"You know, it used to be, you get naked, you get nominated. Not anymore. [Sigh] Not anymore"

-Anne Hathaway

Last night's Oscars proved that if you want to be young, hip and relevant in Hollywood, shower awards on a historical drama about overcoming stuttering. But not all was old and stiff, with many, many beautiful actresses causing a whole other kind of stiffness on the red carpet.

Of sexceptional interest were presenters Jennifer Hudson, looking pert and perky in a tangerine orange gown,

and Mila Kunis, seducing the crowd in low cut lavender.

Congratulations to utterly charming host Anne Hathaway and all of last night's Oscar winners, especially the beautiful Melissa Leo (and her F*ing incredible acceptance speech) and knocked-up knockout Natalie Portman!