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Summer is coming... I can hear the music playing and see the hippie ladies dancing in the rain...
Halle Berry tit slip! Dita Von Teese nude spread! Naomi Campbell naked! Amy Winehouse topless! Lily Allen nude sunbathing! And more!
Mr Skin’s pals at Nudography have rounded up some of the very breast nude celebrity exposures from the previous 12 months.
All in one convenient post, you can eyeball Halle Berry’s nude boobs slipping out of her shirt, Dita Von Teese baring flesh for German sex magazine pics, Naomi Campbell as a naked Catwoman, and hot paparazzi pics of bad-girl songbirds Amy Winehouse (looking good!) and Lily Allen (looking great) sunning and swimming sans bikini tops.
Nudography also showcases Secret Diary of a Call Girl star Billie Piper breastfeeding on the beach (with her eye-poppingly awesome nipples), French dish Emma de Caunes, Italian eyeful Letizia Filippi, and mighty-boobed UK bombshells Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, and Rebecca Loos.
Queen of Boobs Dubs Nude Dita No Good
Huge boobed glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan, knows a thing of two about looking sexy. It's obvious but checking out her pictures, her reality show Katie & Peter, and her lack of clothing that she may be the reigning sexpert when it comes to making people drool.
But we're going to have to respectfully disagree with Katie when it comes to her critique of retro peeler Dita Von Teese's Playboy cover.
According to Digital Spy, Price hissed,
"I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap. The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Why all the hate? Can't we settle this like gentlewomen? And by that, we mean a double cover of the both of you stark naked. And scissoring. While feeding each other ice cream cones and bananas. That'll show 'em! That'll show 'em everything.
Past and Present Pin-Ups Meet Up!
China white skin, black hair topped off with a cap of shiny bangs, a boom-boom bod that makes one weak in the knees. We could be describing dearly departed pinup legend Bettie Page . . . or present-day burlesque queen Dita Von Teese.
Surprisingly, the two were able to meet sometime before Page passed away last week.
According to IMDb:
Von Teese remembers her encounter with the star fondly.
Of their meeting, Von Teese recalls, "She looked me up and down and said, 'You're an attractive girl, but a poor Bettie Page mimic'.
"I said, 'I know' and she laughed."
Forget meeting of the minds, this was a meeting of the bump-and-grinds! And don't miss Dita Von Teese naked in German Playboy!
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Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell nude butt in see-through dress. (Blemish)
Croatian TV presenter Nikolina Pisek nude in leaked cell phone pics. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Hot Star Trek sex babes. (Heckler Spray)
Nude Sophie Howard huge boobs in two new photo shoots. (Boobie Blog)
UK tit queen Lucy Pinder nude in Nuts. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pop tart Aubrey O'Day posing nude for Playboy. (IDLYITW)
Ashley Judd and Dita Von Teese design custom condom holders. (NY Daily News)
60-something Helen Mirren sexy in swimsuits … again! (TMZ)
Britney Spears hot and sexy on stage. (Drunken Stepfather)
Victoria Vanucci does Maxim Argentina. (Flisted)
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Paris Hilton’s new perfume ad will tinker with your bells – and so will her sprayed-on black outfit (click the pic). (Yeeeah!)
The pornoratti come out hard for the Pirates II premiere in Hollywood. (Fleshbot)
The Jennifer Aniston bikini blow out bodaciously barrels onward. (Drunken Father)
Dita Von Teese makes for the meat in a Lily Allen-Katy Perry sandwich. (Socialite’s Life)
Kelly Osbourne learned about sex backstage at an Ozzy show. (IMDB)
Go-Go’s guitarist Charlotte Caffey scoring Linda Lovelace rock opera. (AVN)
Achtung, boobies! Lexx lustbomb Eva Habermann hoists a couple of kegs for Oktoberfest. (Zelebs)
For Rosh Hashanna: Jewish girls in porn. (Fleshbot)
The sex industry is skeptical about any Britney Spears porn tape. (AVN)
… and Britney concurs. (E!)
Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)
Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)
Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)
Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)
See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)
… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)
What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)
Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)
Blake Lively is a gos-tit girl. (NS4W)
Hugh Hefner: "Holly Madison and and I will not last forever." (The Superficial)
Kendra Wilkinson denies engagement to NFL fella.(With Leather)
Dita Von Teese relaxes in a giant Wonderbra. (Celebrity Smack Blog)
Madonna forced to drip dry. (Celeb News Wire)
Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole teaches men how to shop for lingerie. (Spike TV)
Nicole Scherzinger and the Pussycat Dolls love leather. (Hollywood Tuna)
The Naked Clown Calendar! (Fleshbot)
Found porn. (Cameltap)
Fifteen hottest CEO wives.(Asylum)
