Posts tagged with Girls Next Door

Former Hef Girlfriend turns Dance Competition into a Foxtrot

Early in the rehearsals process for this season of Dancing with the Stars, poetess and pop star Jewel, who would have been competing against her cowpoke husband Ty Murray, has injured her knee and will likely drop out of the running.

On her blog, Jewel complained, “Yuck! It’s mainly my left knee, and I can’t believe I hurt it so badly. Ty warned me I was over doing it, and now he got a big ol’ ‘I told you so’ in.”

The cryptic blog entry about what hard-on-the knees activity Jewel was overdoing is hard to decipher, but “a big ol’ ‘I told you so’” is a well-known sexual euphemism in Jewel’s native Alaska.

Read more after the half-step uptown toodeloo.

Holly Madison Deems Hef's New Gal Pals a Real Hoot(er)

Hugh Hefner's brand new girls next door, twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have turned out to be truly bad gals . . . with the police record to prove it.

But it seems that the prospect of bedding down with a couple of sexy criminals only further stokes Hef's fire! According to his beloved--and recently split-with--original girlfriend, the delectable Holly Madison, Hef isn't wasting any time mourning the loss of her and her fellow Girls, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

In fact, Holly recently told US magazine just how much fun Hef's been having with the Shannon sisters! Clue yourself in after the cut.

"Busted" Takes on a Whole New Meaning with the Shannon Twins

Yesterday we introduced you to the sweet, petite Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina, who will most likely be taking over for the original Girls Next Door and becoming Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's main squeezes.

But something we didn't know yesterday was that these identical eyefuls really ARE double trouble!

New reports reveal that the blondes with the bite-sized boobs have charges of felony aggravated battery on their records.

Learn more after the cut, and see a pic that reveals the great side of the twins' bad side.

Who's Moving In to the Mansion? It's Double Trouble with the Shannon Twins

It's true--Hugh Hefner and all the Girls Next Door have split. The biggest surprise is that Hef's favorite honey Holly Madison apparently was the one who dumped the 82-year-old mag king. He told E! that their romance was finished:

"If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

Holly is rumored to be dating superstar magician/fan of mousse Criss Angel, but don't weep for Hef. He's already traded up for twins. Blond twins. Blonde nineteen-year-old twins. Meet the new Girls after the jump!

Girl Next Door Becomes Female Body Inspector

Most would agree that busty blonde Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is uniquely qualified to judge how well a girl fills out a bikini, given her own impressive 34D-24-32 measurements.

Recently the reality TV star and Hugh Hefner harem constituent took a break from taking group showers and bumping soapy girl parts with other babes to ogle appreciatively at some amateur female flesh on the islands.

Read more after the jump.

Wedding Bells May Be Ringing for Girl Next Door Kendra and her Wide Receiver

The rumor mill was abuzz yesterday with talks of Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson dating Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett. But according to WWTDD.com, the pair are not only dating, they're engaged! Touchdown for Hank!

Perez [Hilton] is saying today that Kendra Wilkinson MIGHT be dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, which just proves all his inside sources are nonsense because Kendra is engaged to Hank, and has been for some time. Lots of people know this but everyone likes Kendra so no one was in a hurry to blow her up, me included. But if their relationship is out there, you might as well know the whole story.

Girl next door, you'll be a woman next door soon. Does this mean there is a girlfriend vacancy at the mansion? Who do YOU think should move in and become Hef's new bunny?

Girls Next Door sweeties Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison go lingerie crazy (so does Kendra Wilkinson, click the pic). (DRW)

The Mini-Me sex tape is here! (AVN)

Selma Blair wipes out on scooter, spreads legs. (The Blemish)

Leighton Meester’s jailbird mom to write tell-all. (Digital Spy)

Scarier than Marilyn Manson? Evan Rachel Wood smooches Mickey Rourke at film fest. (Perez Hilton)

Lingerie Football League! (Superficial)

Los Angeles ladies bust out for the cause to go topless in public (LAist)

Holly Madison proves she’s a real swinger in see-through panties! (Hollywood Tuna)

Coco and Ice-T whip up a frothy brew -- live on stage! (Boobie Blog)

Is Busy Philipps evolving, juggsily, into Scarlett Johansson? (Filthy Stars)

Old Playboy bunnies prove their private hotspots are still hoppin’. (NY Times)

X-Rated Icon Joanna Angel takes PG T&A to YouTube. (Fleshbot)

Top-heavy Vicky Vette takes the Booble Girl of the Year title. (AVN)