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British Lad Mag Gives up Sexy Pics to Please Your Lap

Yesterday Mr Skin presented you with the year's best nude moments on the big screen and the boob tube, and today our British brethren Nuts is offering up a similar round-up of randy moments from 2008 by providing sexy, mostly nude, photos of their picks for 2008's 50 hottest moments.

Naturally the list is heavy with English lassies like Secret Diary of a Call Girl's Billie Piper and huge-hootered Keeley Hazell, winner of Mr Skin's Anatomy Award for best breasts earlier in the year. But a handful of hot Americans also made the cut, including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mena Suvari, and Mischa Barton, Mr Skin's pick for the top celebrity nude scene of 2008. Way to go, Misch!

But while all 50 pics are scorching, and most offer outstanding nudity, there is one catch: there are no captions. So get your sleuthing cap on, adjust your monocle, and try to deduce who's who on this list for the horny. You might not come up with all the answers, but you'll sure have fun trying. Now get over to Nuts and proceed to bust yours.

Megan Fox pic courtesy of CelebNewsWire.

Legendary butt model Vida Guerra tucks a thong bikini between her ample, awe-inspiring ass cheeks. (Flisted)

Meet the Boobtown Brat! Sir Bob offspring Pixie Geldof slips pierced nip. And yes, she's hot! (Fleshbot)

Supermodel Adriana Lima wears a $3 million bra. We'd pay twice that to see her without it. (Daily Mail)

Feast your eyes on the 10 most delectably sexy Keeley Hazell vids of all time. (Unibrow)

New pics of Monica Bellucci in GQ. Wearing very little. Very, very little. (Derek Hail)

Ashley Olsen wants a boob job. Don't! (Daily Stab)

Keith Urban likes the view of wife Nicole Kidman without a shirt. Hey, so do we! (I'm Not Obsessed)

Behind the scenes video from Kate Winslet's recent bare-butt photo shoot! (Geno's World)

Helena Christensen kicks ass--and nearly shows ass--in the new pirate-themed commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. (Faded Youth)

Coco T did not get naked for Halloween as promised. She came close, though! (D Listed)

Booble, booble, toil and trouble. Top-heavy English crumpet Keeley Hazell is the sexiest topless witch we've ever seen. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Samuel L. Jackson was thrilled to star in a movie with porn legend Vanessa del Rio! (IMDb)

Holly Madison is making magic with Criss Angel. It's official! (CelebNewsWire)

Suzanne Somers still proves that two's company. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eliza Dushku does Halloween right by dressing up as . . . sexy Eliza Dushku? (The Blemish)

Sneak peek at Britney's sexy new album cover! (Cityrag)

Olivia Munn dresses up as Princess Leia. Help me, Boner-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. (The Grumpiest)

Cindy Crawford looking flawless and ageless in a fashion mag. (Bricks and Stones)

One iconic blonde becomes another: Holly Madison dresses up as Pamela Anderson for Halloween. (TMZ)

Sarah Silverman sets the record straight on her "collecting pictures of naked fat guys" habit. (Celebitchy)

Pictures of Marisa Miller. She's not wearing a Halloween costume. In fact, she's not wearing much of anything. (Holy Taco)

The Butt vs. The Pegs: Jessica Biel is mad that boyfriend Justin Timberlake's in a video with scantily-clad Rihanna. (PopCrunch)

UK Boobie girl Vikki Blows blows us away with her topless calendar shoot. (Yeeeah!)

Keeley Hazell as a witch, complete with shirtless boobling cauldrons! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Spread 'em! Traci Bingham is the world's bustiest cop. (The Superficial)

Keeley Hazell takes a bath. We watch. Cliock the pic to see Keely Hazell nude.(NSFWceleb)

Helena Christensen bares mams about town in Man About Town magazine. (Nudography)

Deep Throat director Gerard Damiano: Rest in Piece of Ass. (AVN)

Do you think Bono can get a boner? (Yeeeah)

Sandy Taylor was on Howard Stern today, and naked lots of times before that. (Bitten and Bound)

Christina Aguilera heats up Abu Dhabi. (Just Jared)

Traci Bingham: nice cans. (TMZ)

Nicole Richie is cleava-licious. (Egotastic)

AnnLynne McCord wears a bikini as a dress. Cool. (Superficial)

Brittany Gastineau sports lingerie in public. (Drunken Stepfather)

90210's AnnaLynne McCord looks sexy, sexy, sexy. (The Blemish)

Blake Lively makes the most of tit pasties. (Drunken Stepfather)

Still more Li-Lo and Sam-Ro bi(kini) action. (Celeb News Wire)

Megan Fox: “I’m a man with a vagina.” (Daily Stab)

Nikki Blonski, who is a woman with a vagina, kicked someone’s mom, who is also a woman, “in the vagina.” (The Blemish)

Fergie digs Sophia Loren’s sweet Italian ass. (TMZ)

Craazey sexyy Keeley Hazell videos. (Unibrow)

Brooke Hogan sexies it up at Miami Fashion Week. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears wants to buy her own sex tape. (IDLYITW)

Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)

Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)

Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)

See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)

… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)

What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)

Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)