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The Bar is Set High
Tastier than a steaming knish and hotter than August on the West Bank, Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli came in just a thong-width behind Marisa Miller in the race to be last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl.
But this year, nothing appears to be standing between Bar and the highest honor bestowed upon any swimsuit model.
The formal announcement has yet to take place, but the entertainment world is buzzing that this is Bar’s year, based on her spec-rack-ular shoot in the 2007 and 2008 issues.
Bar’s appearance on the cover means that, for once, SI subscribers can slap their salami to some Semitic skin without having to open up the magazine.
Read more after the jump.
2008 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover model Marisa Miller’s offer to appear nude may not have appealed to the people at Playboy magazine, but thankfully every other human being on the planet earth (including her salaciously Sapphic supermodel sisters) feels differently.
Still, that initial rejection must have stung the Victoria’s Secret babe because, after her 1997 topless photo shoot for Perfect 10 magazine, Marisa’s mams have remained unseen.
Sure, there have been mesh tops, body paint, and even the occasional crack of dawn, but nothing to compare to complete and unobstructed toplessness.
But now Neptune (or Poseidon if you’re Greek), the temperamental god of the sea who so plagued Ulysses, has done what Hugh Hefner wouldn’t do and given us a good look at Marisa’s milk-squirter.
See the picture and read more after the jump.
Hollyscoop reports that red-hot supermodel Marisa Miller tried to pose nude for Playboy, but was turned down.
So the statuesque blonde posed for Perfect 10 instead. Then she became a Victoria’s Secret model and one of the most masturbated-to women in the world.
Struggling to make sense of it all, Mr Skin has proposed a theory that Marisa showed up to the Playboy offices on April 1st, and her dismissal was the result of an April Fool’s joke that went much, much too far.
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It's my favorite time of year. Right between stuffing the Turkey and a fat man in a red suit falling down my chimney. No, it's not spending an inordinate amount of time shopping, but the first week of December or as I like to call it "Angels Week". No need to download the Widget that was made just for the countdown, today's the day!
Superdupermodel Kate Moss in a see-through sweater. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Supermodel Marisa Miller nude pics. (Egotastic)
Supermodel Lydia Hearst nude pics by Terry Richardson. (Nudography)
Multiple other supermodel nip slips and see-throughs. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Nicole Kidman to play a transsexual. (Socialite Life)
Pam Anderson's kids get teased at school about mom’s sex tape. (Celebitchy)
Katy Perry: The Eyes Have Tit! (Hollywood Tuna)
Drew Barrymore is a lesbian dream-date. (Yeeeah)
Jessica Simpson's super-cleavage causes injury to others. (Nip Slip)
Boobie chick Sandee Westgate reviews Zombie Strippers. (Tuna Flix)
Angelina Jolie’s original photos for W were “too racy.” (IMDB)
Lindsay Lohan comes clean about being bisexual. (Page Six)
Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman. (Dlisted)
Taylor Swift photographed by fans at Victoria's Secret. (NY Post)
Nuts magazine presents “Assess My Breasts.” (NUTS!)
Gemma Atkinson busts out huge boobs for Nuts lingerie shoot. (Hollywood Tuna)
AnnaLynne McCord kisses a girl and we like it. (Faded Youth)
Paris Hilton flaunts her patriot-tits. (Drunken Stepfather)
Marisa Miller poses for Victoria's Secret. (WWTDD)
Elle Macpherson claims her lingerie line booming because of the bad economy. (IMDB)
Let us all give spanks for Fleshbot’s November porn calendar. (Fleshbot)
Kate Moss vaginal lip slip. (Imagebam)
Sophie Anderton fuzzy-bush upskirt. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Deep inside the Miami Dolphins cheerleader locker room. (On 205th)
Britney Spears ignites the cover of Cosmo. (TMZ)
Holly Madison says Hef is high maintenance. (Hollywood Drag)
Cindy Crawford looking flawless and ageless in a fashion mag. (Bricks and Stones)
One iconic blonde becomes another: Holly Madison dresses up as Pamela Anderson for Halloween. (TMZ)
Sarah Silverman sets the record straight on her "collecting pictures of naked fat guys" habit. (Celebitchy)
Pictures of Marisa Miller. She's not wearing a Halloween costume. In fact, she's not wearing much of anything. (Holy Taco)
The Butt vs. The Pegs: Jessica Biel is mad that boyfriend Justin Timberlake's in a video with scantily-clad Rihanna. (PopCrunch)
UK Boobie girl Vikki Blows blows us away with her topless calendar shoot. (Yeeeah!)
Keeley Hazell as a witch, complete with shirtless boobling cauldrons! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
Spread 'em! Traci Bingham is the world's bustiest cop. (The Superficial)
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Fall is here, and you're most likely about to wrap yourself in a long, woolen scarf and take a bite out of a crisp, juicy apple. This is a pleasant enough activity, but wouldn't you rather be unwrapping your woolens while getting a look at some famous babes with their juicy apples barely concealed by two triangles of spandex?
After the break, we count down the top bikini shots of the week. How will swimsuit/lingerie supermodel Marisa Miller--in her 2009 calendar--fare in our list? Find out!
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