Posts tagged with boob tube

From the first time she busted out her all-natural, volcanically voluptuous figure before the pub(l)ic eye as the first Mrs. Tom Cruise, Mr Skin has always adored Mimi Rogers.

Imagine the condition that Mr Skin was left in, then, upon initially witnessing the carnal character study Full Body Massage, which debuted on Showtime on this date in 1995.

For fans of wondrously huge milk-whoppers, ultra-womanly hips, and perfectly round rumps, Mimi Rogers boasts perhaps the most perfectly formed human physique ever photographed.

In Full Body Massage, Mimi Rogers displays this nude body nearly nonstop for the movie’s entire running time. Click the pic to see even more of Mimi Rogers nude.

Lizzy Caplan is the Latest True Blood Bombshell to Go Topless

Last night, HBO’s vampire series True Blood delivered yet another spectacular set of suckers guaranteed to drive a stake in your pants.

The topless hottie in question if Lizzy Caplan, who busted out her boppers while riding a dude on the episode that debuted October 19, 2008

Lizzy joins Danielle Sapia, Lynn Collins, and even True Blood’s central figure, Anna Paquin, in going topless on the show, thereby driving wooden stakes in male viewers’ pants worldwide.

To Lizza, Anna, and the other naked knockouts of True Blood, all Mr. Skin can say (as always) is fangs for the mammaries!

Click the pic to see more True Blood nudes after the jump.

From the moment it first jiggled onto the boob tube, Charlie’s Angels bedazzled viewers with its nonstop barrage of sexy starlets in all their braless mid-’70s splendor.

Iconic angel Farrah Fawcett, however, pushed the legendary series over the top(less) by letting her prison blouse flop open in the classic undercover(ed)-behind-bars episode, “Angels in Chains.”

It first aired on this date in 1976.

Click the pic to see Farrah’s deliciously exposed milk-faucet after the jump.

Tits the season to turn (on) to Satan.

Follow the McMestophelian trail of McBeardo as he conjures up a stroker’s dozen of the most scorchingly occult-themed flesh-flicks to ever destroy pants and reap souls.

Get the supernatural skinny on diabolical diversions that include Nude for Satan, Satan's Cheerleaders, Satan's Schools for Sluts, and To the Devil, a Daughter.

Also read a bunch of berserk boob-butt-and-bush hoo-hah along the way, bolstered by more Nekromistress t-shirt shots. Is this the week she gets nude? Click the pic to find out.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 20: Adrienne Barbeau

Iconic ’70s bust-bomb Adrienne Barbeau doubly bowled over America as the daughter of Bea Arthur’s titular firebrand on the classic sitcom Maude.

From there, this ultra-bosomy brunette married fright maestro John Carpenter (Halloween) and co-starred in two of his most beloved efforts, The Fog and Escape from New York.

But it was in Wes Craven’s horror-comic adaptation Swamp Thing that Adrienne finally unleashed her mighty chest-things.

She’s gotten naked twice since then, both in scare-themed projects: the slasher flick Open House and HBO’s supernatural sideshow series, Carnivale.

And when it comes to Adrienne Barbeau naked, all Mr. Skin can say is, “Whoa!”

Two times.

Now click the pic to see Adrienne Barbeau naked after the jump. Two times.

Television maven Aaron Spelling (Charlie’s Angels, Dynasty, Beverly Hills 90210) bewitched audiences in a whole new way with Charmed, the saga of three sorceress sisters that lit up the boob tube for the first date in 1998.

The show’s heroines were the magical Halliwell siblings portrayed by a trio of the sexiest stunners to ever beguile primetime: Shannen Doherty (Prudence), Alyssa Milano (Phoebe), and Holly Marie Combs (Piper). At the end of the third season, Shannen split and was replaced by Rose McGowan (as Paige Halliwell).

Charmed consistently cast its spell-binders in situations that called for skimpy clothes and sensual peril. Breast of all, each of the series’ female leads has performed nude scenes in the past. Click the pick to see the Alyssa Milano get Charmed right out of her clothes.

Mexican Sexbomb Exposes Tit Tips on TV While Done Up as a German Fraulein

Salma Hayek raised more than beer steins when she donned a traditional milkbag-boosting Bavarian dirndl outfit to celebrate Oktoberfest on the German TV show Wetten Dass.

So tight and revealing was Salma’s neckline that her massively natural Mexi-mammaries could not help but try to escape, thereby exposing the top of Señorita Hayek’s succulent tit-spigots.

Click the pic for a look at Salma Hayek’s accidental nip slips from German TV.

They were (and remain) creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, and altogether ooky, and the TV adaptation of Charles Addams’ deliciously ghoulish cartoon characters The Addams Family debuted on ABC on this date in 1964.

Over on CBS, the Addams’ coffin-cousins The Munsters would premiere six days later, but only one of these screamingly beloved fright-coms contained a role that was destined to be played by actresses who, later on, loved to take their clothes off.

That gateway to grown-up flesh was the character of little Wednesday Addams.

On TV, Lisa Loring portrayed Wednesday (middle name: Thursday). In 1988, Lisa got all hot and naked in the thriller Iced.

In the ’90s Christina Ricci played death-moppet Wednesday in two big-screen Addams Family adventures, and she subsequently went on to bust out her topless jack-o-lanterns in Prozac Nation and Black Snake Moan.

So here’s to Wednesday Addams, and the actresses who brought that proto-goth-chicklet to life. Long may they make us Lurch. And to see these glamour-ghouls all grown-up -- and out -- join us after the jump.