Posts tagged with butt

And 3 Free Days of Skin Go to…

Skinny D, who recalled us all to our senses in the epic comment threads that followed the posting of #20-11 on Mr Skin’s Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time.

“Wow nobody has talked about the Jaime Pressly Poison Ivy movie,” Skinny observed. “That is my favorite of these ten. She was naked through most of the movie and her body was absolutely stunning.”

It’s easy to get caught up in what actress should or shouldn’t be in the top 10 and get so obsessed with the ins and outs (pun intended) of the process that we forgot to appreciate the naked body of an actress who isn’t famous enough to opt out of a nude scene yet.


Thanks Skinny D, for bringing us back to reality. Enjoy your 3 free days of skin. We’ll send you a pass on Monday.

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Subtext: “Les be Friends, Jen!”

When Knocked Up and Funny People star Leslie Mann attended the Academy Awards a few months back, she was less dazzled by the spectacle of host Hugh Jackman’s song and dance routines than by the Jennifer Aniston's ass, which was seated in the chair right in front of her.

"We got invited to the Academy Awards and we were sitting behind Jennifer Aniston and I'm always kind of jealous of the pictures of her in those trashy magazines in the little bikini, with her whole butt hanging out,” Mann explains. “Her butt looks so perfect and I can't believe anyone's butt looks so good, I'm convinced they retouched it.”

And I’m convinced that Leslie is thinking about touching it herself!

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And Three Free Days of Skin Go to…

ChooChooJonny for his remarks on one of the most pressing issues of our time, actresses who play strippers in movies without stripping in the stripper movies.

Actresses today need to take a lesson from Demi and actually strip when they play a stripper. i don't know what idiot made them think it was ok to play a stripper and not strip. look at how popular Demi became because of that role. Maybe if the newcomers would go topless they too will see an increase in there fame... and we will get an increase in our pants.

I couldn’t have said it better myself, ChooChoo.

We need more naked Jessica Biels, Demi Moores and Elizabeth Berkeleys and fewer Lindsay Lohans and Jessica Albas.

Enjoy your free three days of skin, Jonny. And keep riding that train! To think that notion (about strippers) just crossed your mind.

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Sticky floors expected May 8th

Like the anticipatory stiffie in the pants of a topless Jessica Biel fan, the question of Powder Blue’s theatrical release is a story that won’t die.

Latest reports now skin-dicate that the Seventh Heaven actress’s big screen nude debut will take place on May 8th, not April 24th as it was first reported, or when Hell freezes over, as it was more recently reported.

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Naked in New York Again!

With Broadway facing falling ticket sales, promoters have decided to fall back on the one thing that always guarantees cheeks on the seats (and wadded up tissue under them), female nudity.

To that (rear) end, Mr Skin Hall-of-Famer Mary-Louise Parker will take the stage and do what she does breast!

Hedda Gabler, Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen’s classic story of a neurotic woman who attempts to make a success of her husband with disastrous results, opens at the American Airlines Theatre on Broadway this month with Weeds star Mary-Louise in the lead.

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Billie Piper Gives Us Something to Look Forward to

The new season of skintastic Showtime series Secret Diary of a Call Girl premiered last Sunday. The thought on every viewers mind: "Will we see Billie Piper nude again?"

The sexy blond star of the show has never been shy when it comes to getting naked on camera, but she recently gave birth to her first child, and we wondered if she'd bare her luscious, MILFy, milky new frame.

She didn't on the first ep, but there's hope yet! Billie recently told Hello! magazine (via Digital Spy) that she's getting in shape for some upcoming nude scenes:

"Exercise is the most boring thing in the world. It's boring and hellish, I'm sure, but if you've got to bare your ass on TV, you don't want it to look bad."

We have a hard time believing Billie's butt could ever look bad. A very hard time.

Li-Lo Bends Over in See-Through Leggings, Could Be Showing Off Her Bo-Ho

While much of the Hollywood gossip pooniverse is lit up today with the latest pics of top-heavy Lindsay Lohan’s megaton milkers in her latest sheer tee-shirt, let’s aim our gaze around the corner (where fudge is made).

Fresh snaps have emerged of Lindsay leaning forward and flashing her sweet, see-through-tights-clad bumcakes at the camera.

Whether she's wearing a thong is questionable, and smack in the middle of her parted posterior halves is an inviting indentation that may well be the ultimate sexual delicacy: Lindsay Lohan's chocolate-covered cherry.

Breathe deep the intoxicating airs of Lindsay Lohan's spread buttocks and make the call: Is this Lindsay Lohan's asshole?

Click the pic for an up-close examination. Then leave a comment and let us know the results of your Lindsay Lohan butt ANAL-ysis.