Posts tagged with celebrity couples

Magazine’s Male Readership Hits a New High of 27

Promoting their new movie Whip It, due out October 9, Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page appeared together in Marie Claire wearing roller skates and short shorts.

Besides a photo of Drew going crotch to ass with the sexually amorphous 22-year-old in a bending over position, the magazine also features a shot of the pair engaged in a steamy lesbian makeout session.

Ever since her convincing portrayal of a newly-initiated Sapphist on Saturday Night Live and her almost non-stop lesbian-like behavior, rumors have swirled about whether the Juno star shares more with Ellen DeGeneres than just a first name.

Yesterday, we covered Ellen DeGeneres living out her fantasies on screen with Sharon Stone back in 2000. And we all know that openly bisexual Angelina Jolie was at the set early every day she got to spend naked with Elizabeth Mitchell on Gia.

So here’s hoping that Ms. Page follows suit, naked, on camera, with Drew Barrymore.

If, that is, she's into girls, which is far from clear.

Read more after the jump.

Hole + Pole + (Hole + Hole) = Open Relationship

This past Wednesday, when her smirking Sapphic sex slave Sam was spinning Katy Perry remixes at heroin-themed London nightclub Chinawhite, lesbian thespian Lindsay Lohan was reportedly flirting with breeders in the VIP room.

But what does Sam expect? Even the Amazons had to rape some Gargareans once in a while to keep the race going.

Rips in the fabric of Lindsay and Sam’s two-twat tapestry of torrid turpitude began showing last week when Sam busted LiLo putting the moves on a swinging dick at Las Vegas’s Pure nightclub.

Read more after the jump.

Two Celebrity Sapphists Back on the Poon-Hunting Circuit

Bisexual Vietnamese reality star and nude model Tila Tequila and her les-be-friend and fellow reality star Courtenay Semel have called it quits and gone back on the market to bounce from pole to hole until they find happiness.

Tila Tequila, best known for her reality dating competition show A Shot at Love, also struck out with busty blonde nude model Kristy Morgan, who won the second season, but then refused to enter into a romantic relationship with the petite pussyhound.

LiLo and SamRo in Cabo

Popular destination spot Cabo San Lucas, Mexico is overrun with bikini-clad lesbians these days. Or at least it’s overrun with two bikini-clad lesbians: Y-dining power-couple Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.

Between smoking cigarettes, holding hands, laying in the sun, and standing ankle-deep in the surf, it seems like these two WNBA-loving clam-slammers are up for just about anything on their hairpie-huffing holiday!

Read more after the cut.

Ten gallon teated bombshell Jessica Simpson is used to being the focus of attention behind a screen. After all, she shot to fame on boob tube with Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and filled Catherine Bach's legendary short shorts as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard.

Now, Jess is getting Hazzard-ously hot on her own time, peeling down in front of a webcam for her Dallas Cowboy beau Tony Romo.

After the jump, find out exactly what went down (Jess's panties?) on that computer monitor!

Hostel 2 Star Exercises Her Right to Rug-Munch Till Death Do Us Part

Heather Matarazzo, best known as Dawn Weiner from the cult favorite Welcome to the Dollhouse, doesn’t seem to have much interest in wiener at all in real life.

Heather, who had been a frequent diner at the Y long before she appeared on The L Word in 2007, announced today that she would be marrying her girlfriend of one year, Carolyn Murphy.

Read more about the former Miss Weiner and current vag-itarian and check out a naked picture of what Mr. Skin thinks the honeymoon might look like after the cut.

France’s First Femme Flashed Flesh for Photogs

Carla Bruni, former fashion model and current third wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, made headlines in April when a nude photo of her taken in 1993 sold for $91,000 at auction, the most money ever paid for a single piece of spank-fodder.

The statuesque babe, who recently denied that her claim of having thirty lovers in a song on her latest album was literally accurate, is now worried that there may be a lot more pictures of her rack, rump, and even her rug floating around. To see one such picture, click below.

Love and Basketball, with Two Baskets and No Balls

The Motor City got a little overheated today, fueled by revelations of a secret Sapphic sex tryst back in 2000 between Minnesota Lynx Anna DeForge and the Detroit Shock’s Nancy Lieberman, a married Basketball Hall-of-Famer recently come out of retirement to sign a seven-day contract with the squad.

The rumored rug-munching occurred when Lieberman was the Shock’s coach and DeForge was a player. Management fired Lieberman at the end of the losing season, but now she’s back as a teammate.

For the last few years, DeForge and Lieberman have been running basketball camps together. Read more and see a pic of what Mr. Skin thinks may have happened back in 2000 after the jump.