Posts tagged with huge butt

Luscious Khloe Kardashian Bares Bootylicious Butt in Defense of Animals, Causes Animal-Like Reaction in Mr Skin Staff

Few things are more frustrating than claims of celebrity “nudity” these days.

How many times do “topless” pictures turn out to depict some Hollywood hottie covering her boobs with her hands?

And how many “naked” celebrity ads on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) show nothing more than arms and legs (ooh … hubba-hubba!)? Hah?

That is why Mr Skin single-handedly salutes Khloe Kardashian – sister of Kimberly Kardashian and co-star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians – for making good on the prospect of baring skin to protest the animal fur trade for PETA.

The ultra-curvaceous dusky-hued beauty actually bares her badonkadonk butt while declaring that she’d rather go naked than wear fur.

Click the pick to see Khloe Kardashian nude butt in glorious bona fide nakedness.

Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)

Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)

Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)

Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)

True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)

Please, Kardashian! More Assian!

The girl with the gifted gluteus, reality star and sex tape queen Kim Kardashian, made history when she showed off her all-natural ass-ets in the December 2007 issue of Playboy.

We were hoping we'd get our Christmas wish and Kim would do a bootylicious redux this year, but to our extreme sadness and disappointment, Kim claims that not only will she not be in the mag this month, she'll never do it again! According to FemaleFirst, Kim says:

"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."

Dear Kim:

As your biggest fans and admirers, we feel compelled to ask you to please reconsider. Think of all the sad little children who will wake up Christmas morning without a picture of your astonishing ass to look upon? You're ruining the holidays, Kim. You're breaking our hearts and you're ruining the holidays. Listen to reason. Your naked butt can heal this nation.

Love,
Your friends at Skin Central

P.S. Please?

Daphne Rosen: America's 34F-cupped, Mega-Butted, Born-in-Israel Softbody Sweetheart. (Daphne Rosen)

All the uncensored Pamela Anderson nude pics from Hef's birthday. (Egotastic)

Carol Alt nude pics in Playboy. (WWTDD)

Paris Hilton see-through. (Faded Youth)

Jordan lustily launches lingerie line. (The Superficial)

Kelly Brook bikini pics. (Egotastic)

Rebecca Loos topless on the beach. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kim Kardashian’s mighty and magnificent bikini ass. (Celebrity Odor)

… complete with mouth-watering Kim Kardashian ass-crack! (Drunken Stepfather)

Brooke Hogan with camel toe and hooker boots. (Nip Slip)

New Nicole Kidman nip slip. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson has no idea why Lindsay Lohan once called her a cunt. (Celeb Warship)

Chloe Sevigny bikini ass crack. (Drunken Stepfather)

Insanely hot unknown model topless at the beach in a see-through thong. DO NOT MISS! (WWTDD)

Ed Hardy lingerie fashion show. (WWTDD)

The naked truth on the UK's Georgina Baille scandal. (Fleshbot)

Holly Madison is bowling for boobies. (Hollywood Tuna)

Marcia Brady tells all! (Celeb News Wire)

Kim Kardashian shakes her magnificently big butt at airport. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Lindsay Lohan launches legging line. (Hot Online News)

Spice Girls say they’ll get naked onstage. (Magamba)

Kelly Brook in a bikini, performing in the play Fat Pig. (Egotastic)

Nicolette Sheridan shows off bikini seat. (Egotastic)

Wrestling diva Mickie James is very nude. (Wrestling News Desk)

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.