Posts tagged with merkins

Kate Bush? No! Kate Winslet's Bush!

Several gossip sites have reported today that the super sexy Kate Winslet utilized a merkin to cover up her dark blond pussy hair for her nude scenes in The Reader.

We thought this sounded like not-so-bald-erdash, so we took to the Skin Labs to analyze Kate's cute muff in the flick.

It looked as real as real can be, so we did a little private dick work and found the source of the quote--Allure magazine--and noticed that when the gossips reprinted it, they left the last two imperative sentences off the end!

After the cut, we transcribe the entire quote, in which Winslet reveals exclusively whether or not the bush in The Reader was real . . . or if she was just wigging out!

It's CGI Crotch Hair for Hippie Hippie Shake

Stars often go through a lot to embody a role. Jared Leto got portly to portray John Lennon killer Mark David Chapman for Chapter 27, Nicole Kidman donned a fake nose for The Hours, and Charlize Theron took on the seemingly impossible task of disguising her mindbending beauty for Monster.

But when it comes to playing a swinging '60s hippie onscreen, Sienna Miller draws the line at slacking on her pubic-hair grooming regimen!

Sienna goes full frontal in a scene for the upcoming Hippie Hippie Shake, and when the highers-up began to edit it, they discovered that Sienna's Brazilian bikini wax was a distracting anachronism in a movie about the wild and very, very woolly 1960s. A source told The Daily Mirror:

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Unfortunately, Brazilian waxes weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on display. A merkin simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were enhanced, giving her a rather unruly bush. All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along."

Technology is such an amazing thing. It can create realistic battle scenes in space movies, a talking Stuart Little, and now, a fantastically fluffy muff. Who would have thought Sienna Miller's vagina would have something in common with Jar Jar Binks?

After the break, see some sexy actresses who went the merkin route for their mufftastic movie roles!