Like it has for so many things, South Park has changed our perception of Broadway forever. Now, whenever someone mentions The Great White Way, all we can think about is getting a blowjob. Of course, we think about that about fifteen times a day anyway...
Regardless, the hummer hopefuls who shelled out to see Cynthia Nixon in the revival of Wit on Broadway had their pumps thoroughly primed when their leading lady went full frontal. Of course, she's bald, and her character has just died of cancer, so it's not the sexiest circumstance in the world, but hey- live celebrity nudity! You usually have to wait until their Broadway days are far, far behind them for that.
Cynthia Nixon's full-frontal run in Wit may be over, but a generous audience member went to the trouble of recording her live nude scene on their smartphone- check out the clip over at Fleshbot now!
Mr. Skin may have to start handing out Bony Awards, because British babe Carey Mulligan is putting the "broad" in "Broadway" with her topless turn in Through a Glass Darkly, playing now until July 3 in New York City. Speaking of Big Apples, Carey, star of An Education (2009) and The Greatest (2009), bares her chest apples live on stage nightly (twice on Saturdays), and thanks to a horny theatergoer's sneaky pics, we can see they're looking ripe and tasty. Because there's nothing that can match the magic of live beaver...er, theater.
More pics of live nude girl Carey Mulligan after the jump!
Before Hollywood fame—and Michael Douglas—came along, Welsh beauty Catherine Zeta-Jones wasn't afraid to offer up flesh in her film outings, going nude in five European productions prior to 1996. But once she crossed over to the American mainstream and a very public marriage, CZJ kept her T&A under wraps, save for a nip slip in The Mask of Zorro.
We thought that all hope of seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones nude once again was lost, but apparently we were just looking in the wrong places. For that lovely view, all we need is a ticket to her Broadway show!
After the cut, learn what Catherine shows on the Great White Way.
Is 29 the New 50?
It wasn’t long ago that Brit babe and glamor model Kelly Brook was taking her place in Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time for her awe-skin-spiring T&A in Survival Island.
Now she’s taking it off on the London stage in a production of Calendar Girls, replacing supermodel Jerry Hall, who is almost 25 years older than Kelly.
The Daily Mail reports that producers “revisioned” the character of Miss September for Brook and are gambling that promising audiences a hot young model with 32E knockers getting naked on stage will boost ticket sales.
Stranger things have happened.
Read more after the jump.
Call Her Holly Go-NakedIf you’re wondering what time they’re serving Breakfast at Tiffany’s, it’s right about the crack of naked Anna Friel’s ass. And you bring the cereal, because she’s definitely hauling out her milk jugs.
Anna Friel, the British babe who has bared her bod in ten movies to date, most recently as the legendary “Blood Countess” Elizabeth Bathory in Bathory, is now appearing on the London stage in the role made famous by Audrey Hepburn in the 1961 classic Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
And while Audrey may have garnered an Oscar nomination for her performance, Anna is taking the character to new level, getting completely naked on the stage and showing off her boobs and oiled-up backside repeatedly.
Read more after the jump.
