So, have we all had time to form our opinions on the sort-of-blockbuster remake of Total Recall? We haven't seen it, but that's because we can't bear to see a good Ah-nold performance bastardized by the likes of Colin Farrell. That, and it looks slick and shiny and...kind of boring.
But one thing that is definitely not boring in Lycia Naff, the original three-breasted woman from the 1990 Total Recall. Lycia has been enjoying more media attention this week than she's seen in two decades, and in an interview with Vulture Lycia reveals nude information about that famous reveal. For example, did you know she was originally supposed to have four funbags?
"They originally were going to give me four breasts, but the feedback was that I looked too bovine, like a cow ready to be milked, and that wasn't sexy," Lycia explains.
Read more from Vulture's interview with Lycia Naff after the jump!
Of the plastic variety anyway. She wore a, uhm, creatively designed dress that exposed her triplicate ta-tas without baring the buttons (above) to Comic-Con, but our Skin Skout has confirmed that there will be nip on Kaitlyn Leeb's prosthetic tits in the Total Recall remake.
Ok, yeah, the three-breasted woman has been a bit of an obsession here at Skin Central, but the fact is that baring boobs, even plastic ones, in a PG-13 movie is a game changer. Usually nudity of the nipple-baring variety automatically warrants an R; if the MPAA is making exceptions for fake funbags, can real ones be far behind?
TMZ asked Lycia Naff, who played the three-breasted woman in the original Total Recall (1990), what she thought of the scene. She said she's glad that they left the kitten noses in for the remake, saying it would be pointless to sit through all that make up only to leave out "best part ...those little chocolatey nuggets."
Sounds like a girl after our own hard-on.
Play a stimulating game of com-bare and contrast with titillating bit players Lycia Naff and Kaitlyn Leeb right here at Mrskin.com!
Emily Browning gives a fearless performance in her nude debut, Sleeping Beauty (2011), but as she tells Movieline, seeing the movie with an audience had her quaking in her boots:
"I was meant to see it for the first time at Cannes. I said to my publicist, 'I can’t do it. I need to see it before them, because I might pass out.' It was the most nerve-wracking experience," Emily said when asked her reaction to seeing Sleeping Beauty.
"So they gave me a copy, and I watched it in bed with a bottle of vodka by myself because I was so nervous. But I was really happy with it, and it’s so rare for me to feel that about a film." But the official premiere was another story:
"Watching it at Cannes was a different experience — with the huge screen, thinking, 'Wow, I’m this giant naked person, and there are thousands of people looking at me'…I was sweating profusely and gripping onto [director] Julia [Leigh]’s hand and kind of shaking a little bit."
Read more from Movieline's interview with Emily Browning after the jump!
You might have thought that Paz de la Huerta got herself knocked up when you saw her totally nude and totally pregnant on last week's Boardwalk Empire. Or you might have assumed that her swollen stomach was the product of CGI magic. Both are understandable- the effect was really realistic- but the answer is none of the above. Paz's preggo belly was a mass-produced pregnancy prosthetic, specially modified for her by the SFX wizards at W. M. Creations. The only CGI used in the scene was removal of a line near where her bra strap would be in the back; the rest of the effect was old-fashioned makeup.
The prosthetic took almost three hours to apply, on top of an already hectic 12 hour shooting day: “It’s foam, so it weighs about 3-4 lbs," Michele Paris, head of Boardwalk Empire's makeup department, told Fox. "My assistant, Craig Lindberg, and I attached the prosthetic to the front of Paz’s stomach with glue, and then wrapped it around to the center of her back. We centered the edges with the curvature of her back, so we were really able to conceal where the prosthetic begins and ends. We also airbrushed and painted on veins to give it life and texture.”
As for Paz? "She was a trooper, she embraced it,” says Paris. “She loved playing pregnant, studying to be pregnant. It’s not easy to be pretty, sexy and pregnant."
We haven't seen much of our favorite flapper, Lucy (Paz de la Huerta), on this season of Boardwalk Empire. That's because she's been hidden away in a gloomy boarding house by the father of her illegitimate child (we won't completely give it away, but we can tell ya- it ain't Steve Buscemi). Paz returned to fully nude form this week, but we've got good news and bad news.
The good news? Paz bared boobs, bush, and butt as she skinspected her naked, pregnant body in the mirror. She isn't really knocked up- the belly was a prosthetic- but the rest of her was the genuine nude article. The bad news? With her character despondent over her pregnancy, Paz cried throughout the skin scene. Cheer up, Paz- you're still putting a board(walk) in our boxers!
Members can see Paz de la Huerta nude in slappier times on Mr. Skin's Boardwalk Empire page
Historical buffs! Horror freaks! Lovers of boobs real and prosthetic! This is your week! The latest DVD releases feature all of the above, plus special bonus nudity from a former child star gone very, very grown up!
Agora
Agoraphobic? Don't be. The astoundingly delicious Rachel Weisz stars in the ancient Roman drama Agora (2010). You'll get Roman hands for the oft-naked Rachel, who's kind enough to whip off her toga to reveal her nice Weisz sitter. Agora is aglorious when it comes to ass!
Mirrors 2
The original Mirrors (2008) starred fresh-faced Amy Smart stripping down to T&A before being killed. The sequel lives up to the original, and this time, we have brunette babe Christy Carlson Romano baring tits and rear-ers in Mirrors 2 (2010). Not only is it her nude debut, but it's her first real adult role since making her name on Even Stevens and as the voice of kiddie cartoon Kim Possible. It's all skinpossible from here!
Night of the Demons
The original Night of the Demons (1988)had the world's greatest scream queen, Linnea Quigley, in the raw. This reboot has another hot redhead, Diora Baird. But the truly scary plot twist is that Diora's DDs during the skinfamous lipstick scene are prosthetics. Luckily, she slips some actual nip, making Night of the Demons (2009) a night to re-mam-ber.
When Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel was pregnant, she said of husband Jason Hoppy: "He's having a pregnant porno fantasy!" Lots of dudes love fully ripened and ready to pop babes so today at Mr. Skin, we salute naked mothers-to-be in movies like Rachel Weisz and Demi Moore. They're sexy, naked, and fully inseminated!
Our hearts (and parts) were slightly broken when we found out that Diora Baird's boobage in the upcoming Night of the Demons was just a prosthetic. But we made lemonade out of those big, juicy lemons, and came up with 10 sexy babes who bared a prosthetic pair onscreen. From the huge (Selma Blair) to the removed (Michelle Pfeiffer) to the just plain wild (Lycia Naff in Total Recall), these funbags might be phony, but they're a whole lot of fun.
