Posts tagged with rock

Teenage Babe Goes from Twilight to “Light of Day”

Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart is set to play almost but not quite openly vagitarian rock and roll bad girl Joan Jett in an upcoming biopic written and director by music video maven Floria Sigismondi.

A founding member of the all-girl hard rock outfit The Runaways, Joan Jett has hinted at her rug-munching ways with album titles like Up Your Alley and by covering glam rockers Sweet’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.,” which contains the lyrics “She’s got girls, girls all over the world,” and “She's got some other woman as well as me.”

One of the rugs Jett is rumored to have munched in recent years belongs to Baywatch knockout Carmen Electra, who told US Weekly that her split with male rocker Dave Navarro left her with more time to “do fun stuff and have sleepovers, dancing, fun girl stuff.”

Interviews with the other girls of The Runaways in later years also hinted that they each tasted the love that dares not speak its name (with its mouth full) with Jett at least once or twice (or 329 times).

Read more after the jump.

The rock-n-roll madman known and feared worldwide as GG Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin -- for real -- to Vermont hillbillies on this date in 1956.

As chronicled in the documentary Hated, this one-of-a-kind talent literally tore audiences apart. While publicly performing his incendiary odes to evil, GG Allin would punch people out, empty his kidneys and bowels on stage, lacerate his skin, vomit, consume the body wastes of others, and assault all comers with any blunt object within his grasp.

Alas, the light that burns brightest also flames out fastest, and on June 29, 1993, GG Allin died of an accidental heroin overdose in New York City.

So why would Mr. Skin pay tribute to so craven a man-beast? Because to a generation of over-the-edge and out-of-their-clothes female actresses, rockers, models, performers, and artists, GG Allin serves as a Satanically powerful skinspiration.

Consider the Suicide Girls, Melinda Clarke self-mutilating in Return of the Living Dead III, daredevil scream queen Emily Haack, marble-nippled freak show Meg McCarville … and even Alanis Morissette, who happily pees into keg cups on camera!

Get a full blast of how outrageous the Daughters of GG can get after the jump.

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut.