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Former Hef Girlfriend turns Dance Competition into a Foxtrot

Early in the rehearsals process for this season of Dancing with the Stars, poetess and pop star Jewel, who would have been competing against her cowpoke husband Ty Murray, has injured her knee and will likely drop out of the running.

On her blog, Jewel complained, “Yuck! It’s mainly my left knee, and I can’t believe I hurt it so badly. Ty warned me I was over doing it, and now he got a big ol’ ‘I told you so’ in.”

The cryptic blog entry about what hard-on-the knees activity Jewel was overdoing is hard to decipher, but “a big ol’ ‘I told you so’” is a well-known sexual euphemism in Jewel’s native Alaska.

Read more after the half-step uptown toodeloo.