Posts tagged with tattoos

Tech-nipple Ecstasy?

Don’t expect to see Megan Fox nude in Playboy anytime soon. The Jennifer’s Body star can’t stop insisting she’ll never pose naked long enough for anyone to make an offer.

So Playboy has set its sights on something a little different: former reality TV babe and daughter of rock royalty Kelly Osbourne, according to Nudography.

Kelly, who just released her autobiography Fierce via Virgin Books on September 1^st and is competing on Dancing With The Stars, is apparently a favorite with Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins Karissa and Kristina.

Read more after the jump.

3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.

At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.

Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.

The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.

Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.

You Provide the Cream

Need a dirty woman? Need a dirty girl?

Look no further than Peaches Honeysuckle, daughter of Sir Bob “Pink” Geldof.

The 19 year-old British socialite showed off her tattoos and her boobs at the beach this week when she did some topless sunbathing with her pal in Mexico.

Perhaps celebrating the end of her 186-day marriage to musician Max Drumney, Peaches showed that she can be as big a humanitarian as her Africa-saving father, by treating the inhabitants of Mexico, a country so impoverished and riddled with corruption that it teeters on the brink of becoming a “failed state,” to the sight of her elaborately decorated body and un-enhanced piñatas.

Sadly, her fellow rock star daughter friends Kimberly Stewart and Leah Wood weren’t there to join her like they did on the cover of Tatler magazine last month.

Read more after the jump.

This time out, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

Press play to read all about tit.

Celebrity Skin Art

Now that everybody and his mother has tattoos, it will no longer be necessary for police to use dental records to identify dead bodies found without identification. Or so they say.

With all the things that Britney Spears says, does, sings about, wears, shaves, doesn’t shave, films herself having sex with, and allegedly plans to do in an HBO sitcom, its easy to forget that she has tattoos like everybody else.

Or at least it would be if it weren’t for blogs like Cityrag, who put together this great collection of pictures of all of Britney’s tats in one convenient post.

Lest we forget, Britney first tattoo, dating to 2000, was little yellow, pink, and green fairy that might be Tinkerbell in the so-called “tramp stamp” position.

Read more after the prick.

Jessica Biel says she regrets the nude photos she did when she was a teen. That's funny--we don't regret it at all. (SF Gate)

Courteney Cox will become a small screen cougar. Rowwwwr! (CelebNewsWire)

Victoria Beckham will posh up ads for Armani undies. (Female First)

Denise Richards: It's Complicated will DEFINITELY be back for a second season. More Denise! More pottymouth! More topless sunbathing! (IMDb)

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere gets a sweetly sexy new tattoo. (CelebWarship)

Adult film director Audacia Ray rates Zack and Miri Makes a Porno. How does it "measure up"? (Fleshbot)

Hilary Duff is all grown up, all grown out, and sucking on a fleshy appendage for her new video, "Reach Out". (Stupid Celebrities)

Bond babe Gemma Arterton wears a "reverse mullet" gown to the Quantum of Solace premiere--business in the back, party in the front. (ICYDK)

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 25: Emily Haack

Beginning with her taboo-shattering (and oftentimes chunk-blowing) work with underground horror studio Wicked Pixel, Emily Haack has repeatedly proven herself to be one of the most fearless performers in the realm of extreme terror.

Click Emily Haack’s uncharacteristically cheerful (and clothed!) pic to learn more, as well as to see her all kinds of naked (including a shot where she's in love with a broomstick).

More Audrina Patridge monokini and tattooed sis pics, now with side-boob. (Egotastic)

Paris Hilton reveals new pop single, camel toe. (College Candy)

Coco T bops behind her triple-D’s for a movie premiere. (Boobie Blog)

Kate Hudson is okay with nude scenes. We are too. (Nudography)

Hayden Panetierre is leggy. (The Nip Slip)

Who are the mightiest Mean Girls in movie history? (The Frisky)

Supermodel Isabel Marant double nip-slips on the runway. (Hollywood Rag)

Anne Hathaway may love anal sex … but she never said that to Esquire. (Defamer)