Ok, so a Lars von Trier movie is hardly a light-hearted romp full of belly laughs and feel-good moments. But the Danish director has done a few things to make nudity fans smile- he pioneered the use of unsimulated sex in arthouse movies with The Idiots (1998), his production company Zentropia was the first to produce both mainstream films and hardcore porn, and he's gotten Kirsten Dunst, Bryce Dallas Howard, Emily Watson, and Charlotte Gainsbourg to get nude on film.
So to celebrate the long-awaited theatrical debut of Melancholia (2011), join Skin Central as we fast-forward to the good parts of this arthouse auteur's oeuvre (try saying that three times fast)...after the jump!
Usually it's their mutual director pal Lars Von Trier publicly putting his foot in this mouth, but in a recent interview Melancholia star Kirsten Dunst had a bit of a Von Diss for her fellow Von Leading Lady, Charlotte Gainsbourg. Explaining her motivations for taking the Melancholia role, Kirsten referenced Von Trier's earlier flick, Antichrist, where Charlotte does some pretty shocking things involving rusty scissors and her own genitals:
“That kind of film is harder for someone like me to get away with. I’m more in the public eye than Charlotte,” Dunst told The Guardian UK. “It’s something about Charlotte’s body, too. You couldn’t have someone like me, with big breasts, in that film. Charlotte’s thin and her breasts are small and that’s easier to watch somehow. For someone like me to do that film – it would almost be ridiculously shocking.”
Ladies, ladies, let's be fair. Big boobs, small boobs, as long as we've got boobs, it's all good. Now put those scissors down!
See what all the fuss is about with Charlotte Gainsbourg nude in Antichrist (2009)- if you dare!
Lars Von Trier's controversial arthouse shocker Antichrist made audiences run out the theater during its premiere because of its hard-to-watch penis-smashing sequence followed by a bloody come shot at the 1:15:11 mark.
But what's hard not to watch during this cringe-inducing scene is the public display of privates by costar Charlotte Gainsbourg and a careful analysis of the Blu-ray in the skin lab shows even more than we thought we saw in the theater.
From the front we can clearly see Charlottte's clit under her neatly trimmed bush and when she mount an unconscious Willem Dafoe's damaged dong, her butt cheeks spread apart enough to give us a clear shot of her butthole.
In high resolution, Antichrist is even more hellishly hot!
Tits the season to turn (on) to Satan.
Follow the McMestophelian trail of McBeardo as he conjures up a stroker’s dozen of the most scorchingly occult-themed flesh-flicks to ever destroy pants and reap souls.
Get the supernatural skinny on diabolical diversions that include Nude for Satan, Satan's Cheerleaders, Satan's Schools for Sluts, and To the Devil, a Daughter.
Also read a bunch of berserk boob-butt-and-bush hoo-hah along the way, bolstered by more Nekromistress t-shirt shots. Is this the week she gets nude? Click the pic to find out.
