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Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

Li-Lo Bends Over in See-Through Leggings, Could Be Showing Off Her Bo-Ho

While much of the Hollywood gossip pooniverse is lit up today with the latest pics of top-heavy Lindsay Lohan’s megaton milkers in her latest sheer tee-shirt, let’s aim our gaze around the corner (where fudge is made).

Fresh snaps have emerged of Lindsay leaning forward and flashing her sweet, see-through-tights-clad bumcakes at the camera.

Whether she's wearing a thong is questionable, and smack in the middle of her parted posterior halves is an inviting indentation that may well be the ultimate sexual delicacy: Lindsay Lohan's chocolate-covered cherry.

Breathe deep the intoxicating airs of Lindsay Lohan's spread buttocks and make the call: Is this Lindsay Lohan's asshole?

Click the pic for an up-close examination. Then leave a comment and let us know the results of your Lindsay Lohan butt ANAL-ysis.

Tits the season to turn (on) to Satan.

Follow the McMestophelian trail of McBeardo as he conjures up a stroker’s dozen of the most scorchingly occult-themed flesh-flicks to ever destroy pants and reap souls.

Get the supernatural skinny on diabolical diversions that include Nude for Satan, Satan's Cheerleaders, Satan's Schools for Sluts, and To the Devil, a Daughter.

Also read a bunch of berserk boob-butt-and-bush hoo-hah along the way, bolstered by more Nekromistress t-shirt shots. Is this the week she gets nude? Click the pic to find out.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 18: Lina Romay

Spanish seductress Lina Romay beguiled fright-fans immediately by parting her thighs and supplying a howling hot split-beaver shot in the 1973 bloodsucker favorite, Female Vampire.

From that moment on, a Scream Queen for the Ages was born and, breast of all, she has never stopped getting naked on-screen. Her most recent in-the-raw efforts include Vampire Junction (2001), and Angel of Death 2 (2007).

Off-camera, Lina is the long-time love of terror maestro Jess Franco.

Together, this diabolical duo has shocked the world with numerous hair-raisers, including Exorcism, Jack the Ripper, Night of the Skull, Die Marquise von Sade, Cannibals, Macumba Sexual, Mansion of the Living Dead, Night of 1,000 Sexes, and Lust for Frankenstein, where her explicit lesbian scene is lusty indeed.

Click the pics to see the naked, wide-open revelations that made Lina Romay a star.

Philadelphia native Arthur Penn, who electrified cinema in 1967 as few filmmakers ever have by directing Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty in Bonnie and Clyde, was born on this date in 1922.

With its unprecedented violence and romantic anti-heroes, Bonnie and Clyde revolutionized what was possible in Hollywood -- and not the least of that was sex and nudity.

For Arthur Penn, that prospect climaxed with Night Moves, wherein teenage Melanie Griffith bares lip-smacking labia-and-anus-intensive back-burger during a skinny dip.

Read – and see – more after the jump.